grease fire

When a big fat mother fucker is cremated and the entire building goes up in flames!

When Uncle Porky died his fat liquified during his cremation and spilled over the drip pan causing a massive grease fire 🔥 destroying the funeral home.

by E.F. Crazy, LLC. March 13, 2025

Fire Extinguisher

When you and your mate are tag teaming a ginger haired woman. And you finish him off on her.

I extinguished her fire crotch with his hose.

I was the fire extinguisher and my mate provided the hose.

by RuNNerxJ August 13, 2022

fire up the quattro

a god tier beatles fan account named after the quote by the legendary gene hunt 😎😎

ay up subscribe to fire up the quattro its my beatles fan account 🔥🔥

by seabass 🔥 January 19, 2025

Central Fire

Central Tech a highschool in Erie Pennsylvania that recently and mysteriously caught on fire due to a string of strange and unfortunate events.

Bill: “you hear about Ted?”
Tom: “yeah I heard he died but the police ruled it suicide”
Bill: “that’s a bigger crock of shit since The Central Fire

by Ghetto Mart General manager November 17, 2017

Fire corn

To take a dump on another persons chest days after eating corn.

Dude, I totally fire corned your mom.

by Lil Tucker August 28, 2019

i’m fired

When you’re hella high or baked.

“Dude i’m fired”
“Last Friday I was fired”

by pp69poopoo420 April 5, 2020

FIRE

The name you give to your new boyfriend after the fire department shows up on your first date at an upscale restaurant.

My new boyfriend is FIRE. In this case, please DO not call 911.

by NonnaK April 3, 2025