A fantastical synonym for Bullshit, Horseshit, etc. Used to describe an undesirable situation or outcome.
Dungeon Master: Roll for initiative.
Paladin: *Rolls*
Dungeon Master: Nat 1.
Paladin: That's dragon dookie!
Paladin: *Rolls*
Dungeon Master: Nat 1.
Paladin: That's dragon dookie!
by MadMark255 December 13, 2024
Get the Dragon Dookiemug. A red dragon blumpkin is When you are getting your dick sucked while taking a shit and are about to bust a nut you shove your duck down her throat so it comes out her nose and punch her in the nose to make it bleed at the same time
by Joel ( Cincinnati) bell September 19, 2021
Get the red dragon blumpkinmug. A "brown dragon" is when someone shits in his/her partners mouth and uppercutting them afterwards so that the poop comes out of the nose.
Dude she wanted me to give her a "brown dragon".
The man gave his girlfriend a "brown dragon" as they were experimenting with different sex positions.
The man gave his girlfriend a "brown dragon" as they were experimenting with different sex positions.
by Jonathan Michaelson November 19, 2018
Get the brown dragonmug. by Vageta March 4, 2019
Get the Dragon ball zmug. by ThundercatHo December 13, 2021
Get the dragon bondmug. On July 19th, the Nation recognizes and celebrates the auspicious sexuality of dragons and dragon fuckers. Observation of the holiday includes activities like fucking a dragon, sending well wishes to dragons who enjoy fucking, and announcing your proclivity for fucking dragons.
I roll to seduce the dragon with +3 advantage. Also, Happy National Fuck A Dragon Day to those who celebrate!
by Urbandanny July 18, 2025
Get the National fuck a dragon daymug. Get your partner to give you a blowjob and just as you are ejaculating in her mouth hold her head down hard and shout I HAVE AIDS!! She wont talk to you for a week 97% chance
by Dola 05 March 29, 2020
Get the Cum dragonmug.