Bush bond

Bush bond is cop slang for when an an officer has sex with a woman he has detained in exchange for letting her go free. As in, she posted bond with her bush.

Tim Harris tried to claim that sex with victim Lorraine Harris was a bush bond, and that it was her suggestion.

by MrsMuffins130 September 26, 2022

George W. Bush

The person who came up with the idea to make bicycle frames thinner than an eggshell and make them out of brittle carbon fiber and then overprice them.

George W. Bush ruined Vintage Bikes and priced them like craZy

by Knmagor June 15, 2024

don't dip your bush onto the company dink

This phrase advises female workers not to hook up with their male colleagues (especially the doofus ones). Office romances cause nothing but drama, heartache, and embarrassment for all involved (including onlookers).

It is women's version of "Don't dip your pen in the company ink," which is often pronounced by obnoxious dude bros.

Female #1: "Oooh, Mikey got transferred to our department. He is so hot."

Female #2: That guy?! Hells no! Girl, don't dip your bush onto the company dink."

by macinlor September 7, 2016

Peepin' Bush

When a guy/girl's bush is so big it be peepin' out the top of their pants.

Guy 1: "Yo man, did you see the peepin' bush on that chick?"
Guy 2: "Yeah man, hope she caught a glimpse of mine."

by Datweirddude December 13, 2017

Bush Weasel

Noun: A derivative of the term bush pig, a bush weasel is a skinny, ugly, and weasel-like bitch. Skinny enough to get laid, ugly enough to never be claimed by any man.

Trae: Yo, did you see Steve’s new lady?
Brad: Yeah, that bitch is a straight bush weasel.

by mikecoxhuge August 3, 2024

Burning bush

A ginger's pubic hair; a Fiery crotch; volcanic thunder from down under

Poor Sally. That ginger probably has the worst burning bush.

by Sassysally225 June 8, 2015

Bush Pickle

(N) noun: A small, uncircumcised penis surrounded by way too much public hair.

"Stacy, did you hook up with that Sigma Kappa guy last night?"

"Yeah, he wanted me to give him head but I choked halfway through on his bush pickle, i couldn't breathe and it took me forever to find the thing!"

by dixonhand June 30, 2020