Belief Boner

The act of or feeling of having a belief in something that’s so appealing and strong your soul gets metaphorically erect.
I have a belief boner for preventing Trump from building a wall.
by Skittr February 19, 2019
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Bobcat Boner

The sensation you get in your pants when operating a Bobcat.
Jason is operating the bobcat moving dirt. He must have a Bobcat boner.
by Miller Perry November 17, 2023
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credit card boner

When you put a straw in the tip of your penis hole and insert it into a girls uterus and ejaculate through the straw.
Hey man don’t drink from that straw. That’s my credit card boner straw
by ConnorP696969 February 19, 2021
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Reiki Boner

when you try to help a friend out in matters of emotions and or life decisions, but they come at you with a fully pitched wang and generally stink of piss
I helped a friend or aquaintance through a traumatic life event, but afterwards they got all weird, kind of like when you get a boner after a reiki session. Well this is awkward. get that thing the hell out of here! Reiki Boner
by spacedolfin August 06, 2024
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Reiki Boner

when you try to help a friend out in matters of emotions and or life decisions, but they come at you uninvited with a partial and keep mumbling something you can't quite hear
I helped a friend or aquaintance through a traumatic life event, but afterwards they got all weird, kind of like when you get a boner after a reiki session. Well this is awkward. They might just let you chill in the tea room for an extended period to cool off. Reiki Boner
by spacedolfin August 06, 2024
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boner limbo

a derivation of the popular 70's game known as limbo, all participants must first obtain an erection before attempting to go under the bar.
Guy 1: Dude, there are NO chicks at this party!
Guy 2: I know man, wanna play some boner limbo?
Guy 1: Yea. I'll go get the stick!
by billy.183 April 18, 2010
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Secondhand Boner

When you feel sexually attracted to someone on behalf of their chemistry with someone else
Jack had a secondhand boner for Olga and kept on telling me to hit on her
by madkat9 August 14, 2019
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