Bird Box Night

Not leaving your house/couch for the entirety of the evening.

Brad: You want to hit up the casino?
Laura: No thanks.

Brad: Come on! It's a Friday night!

Laura: I'm having a Bird Box Night and not leaving my house.

by Lbell515 December 31, 2018

Bird Bowl

In Virginia. Once a year during football season, liberty high school and fauquier high school will have a football game. Liberty usually wins

Hey man are you going to the bird bowl on Friday

Nah but I bet liberty is gonna win

by itzme0622 January 8, 2019

Tweaky Bird

Someone with a low weed tolerance, but easily starts tweakin. Tweaky Bird is a pun, deriving from Looney Tune’s Tweeky Bird character. One should always expect a tweaky bird to start buggin, no matter how much y’all smoke.

Matt: Why are you buggin, we’re only smoking mid.
Steve: Leave him alone! Tweaky Bird always be buggin.

by Lonelyboi_dan January 8, 2019

Bird

Bird is equal to the word

A-well-a ev'rybody's heard about the bird
B-b-b-bird, b-birdd's a word
A-well, a bird, bird, bird, bird is a word
A-well, a bird, bird, bird, well-a bird is a word
A-well, a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's a word
A-well, a bird, bird, bird, well-a bird is a word
A-well, a bird, bird, b-bird is a word
A-well, a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's a word
A-well, a bird, bird, bird, well-a bird is a word
A-well, a bird, bird, b-bird's a word
A-well-a don't you know about the bird?
Well, everybody knows that the bird is a word
A-well-a-bird, bird, b-bird's a word, a-well-a
A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird
Bird, bird, bird, b-bird's a word
A-well, a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's a word
A-well, a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's a word
A-well, a bird, bird, b-bird's a word
A-well, a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's a word
A-well, a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's a word
A-well-a don't you know about the bird?
Well, everybody's talking about the bird!
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, surfing bird, brrrrrrrrpagh!
Aaah, bap-a-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pap
Ma-ma-mow, pa-pa, ma-ma-mow, pa-pa
Ma-ma-mow, pa-pa, ma-ma-mow, pa-pa
Ma-ma-mow, pa-pa, ma-ma-mow, pa-pa
Ma-ma-mow, ma-ma-mow, pa-pa
Ma-ma-mow, ma-ma-mow, pa-pa
Ma-ma-ma-ma, ma-ma-mow
Ma-ma-mow, pa-pa, ma-ma-mow, pa-pa
Ma-ma-mow, pa-pa, ma-ma-mow
A-well-a don't you know about the bird?
Well, everybody knows that the bird is a word
A-well, a bird, bird, b-bird's a word

by TheRealSandwich January 11, 2019

Bird box

Something SO fucked suicide IS an option

I had a bird box day..and I'm on 72 hour hold for my own safety.

by MistaSinista January 11, 2019

Bird Box

When you ejaculate on a womans eyes to glue them shut, get them a cum rag and tie it like a blindfold and give them a reason to hurriedly navigate somewhere blindly

I got cum on Shannon's eyes so I threw a rag around her and told her the house was on fire, she hit 3 walls and knocked over the table trying to Bird Box her way out

by Hellyfish January 12, 2019

Bird Box

When someone goes outside yet avoids anything and everything. Especially the sun.

I bird boxed on sunday wearing a hat and glasses to the movie theatre.

by breakboy72 January 16, 2019