Alex

Alex is a very sensitive girl. She gets angry easily but is very kind. She is the best person you could ask for if you don't hurt her.

Oh is that Alex?

by The B!tchy Alex <3 July 4, 2022

Alex

Four seasons. Skate 3. Kids club.

Alex's father bought into the four seasons condo timeshare. I hope his dad pays for his kids club experience.

by panko1 April 24, 2023

Alex rider

This poor guy who gets dragged round the world by the MI6 after his uncle dies to the hands of an internstional crime organisation that models itself after a glorified crab with anger issues.

Also, hotake but:
If there were more fanfiction, then I can safely say that they would be better then some of the books.

But apart from that I stan my poor spy boi and press F for Jack

"Alex rider, you are required in whatchamacallit to take down fuckmeimtired in operation mywilltoliveisdrainingpleasesendhelp"
"Wtf no-"
"PASSPORTS. CARE SYSTEM. DEPORTATION FOR EVERYONE-"
"AHHHHH OKAY"
"anyways. We need this done by-"
"Nah fuck this shit I'm out-"
*fades out of exsistence*
*fades back into exsistence*
"Fuck you-"

by WormSINajar November 14, 2023

Alex

The most humble, sweet, caring, loving, respectful, and the most wonderful person you'll ever meet. Someone who can always cheer you up when you're sad, and hug you tight and make sure you're okay when you're going through hard times. He has the most gorgeous eyes and you'll fall in love instantly if you give him the change to prove to you how incredible he is. people don't give him a chance to prove of how much of an amazing boyfriend he is. He has gorgeous eyes, ones you fall in love with and can look at for hours. He has amazing hair, and loves fishing and hunting. He gives the best cuddles and kisses, and has the most amazing looks. And he always makes you feel special. he is someone who will be you're friend since childhood and will wait for you no matter how long it takes. He will say "the one, and most beautiful girl is worth waiting for" he is the ONE and with will be with his true love from teen years, forever. Anyone Can have an "Alex", but there's only "one" Alex in this world that is distinctively special that any girl would wish to have and be with for the rest of their lives.

"Alex is the most amazing guy I've ever met and the most respectful guy anyone will ever meet!"

by SheldonOfficial March 11, 2021

Alex

Alex is the other word for perfection. Enchanting blue as the sea drank, a beautiful smile. To his loved ones he is a hell of a valuable person you can always trust, but to strangers he can be rude, even vulgar. Alex is a playboy - he can have any girl he wants, but likes one that he will never have.

Paola:Alex you're so beautiful 😻
Alex: F*ck, just shut up

by Lalabala June 27, 2022

alex

a wrinkly ginger scrote, who looks 30 even though he’s a teenager. pretends to care about you and other people but is the most selfish ugly bitch you have ever met in your life. super ugly. talks to hot girls while having a girlfriend, makes his girlfriend feel insecure, sad, worthless. is the worst boyfriend you could ever have. if you see an alex make sure just to kill yourself so you don’t have to even look at it. Is weirdly obsessed with politics and believes everyone is his friend, when really no one actually fucking likes him LOL. (has small dick, can’t even make anyone finish)

Girl1: OMG is that Alex?

Girl2: EW! i’ve seen it it’s small, don’t go there, you won’t even know it’s in.

by DemonDoorbell June 2, 2024

Alex Haesaert

A young chad like boy. He lives in Massachusetts and likes fortnite. Sometimes takes photos of people places and things. Goes to the gym and is absolutely positively chiseled

Here Comes that kid Alex haesaert what a guy.

by VonTrappington December 19, 2024