Potato King

A amazing friend, I love him so much <3

Potato King looks hot today

by anonymous May 19, 2021

Potato

A vegetable that's relatively good mashed. Random Gacha kids seem to be obsessed with these.

"I ate a potato the other day. Why the fuck am I telling you that?"

by ThatOneChipotleObsessedManiac May 21, 2021

Potatoes

Potatoes are ✨ gawds ✨ they are a m a z i n g! You have to respect them!

I love potatoes

by _-GiGi-_ May 22, 2021

Potato

A absolute fucking moron. Or a fat cunt

You got a 0 on that test what a potato

Jay couldn't fit through the door what a fucking potato

by Ymca 222 May 25, 2021

potatoe

a tall masculine man who can get your pants off by sending the right string of emojis this lad sends potatoes instead of nudes and you'll still masturbate about it

mmm look at the absolute potatoe I'm salivating at the thought of him

by The real datboi May 28, 2021

Urban Potato

A phrase that means a living potato who lives in a urban neighborhood.

WOW! That is an urban potato!

by ColeiousSucks69420 June 1, 2021

Dusting the potato

Being lazy or doing nothing.

“Hey Prestlee, what are you up to?”
“Dusting the potato, you?”

by Princessofproduce June 1, 2021