crank top

When you have a tank top and you decide to crop it into a crop top, you are left with a cropped tank top. Hence the name, crank top.
Woah, I like your crank top! It makes you look cute AND swole!
by karliskool October 23, 2020
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Top the Tater

When you’re plugging away in the rear gate and pull out, when out drops a spud, and you nlow that load all over it
I was Fuckin your sister in the ass last night, and she rode me so hard it slipped out, she dropped a spud, but it was so good I had to top the tater
by Skanky Rabbi April 04, 2021
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Backwards-Jump-Top

When your girl give you too but instead of riding you,she jumps on your Johnson
Bruh my girl is so kinky that she did the Backwards-Jump-Top to me last night.
by Paxso-Africano May 06, 2024
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Top shanter

One who can indulge in large quantities of alcohol and still remain conscious through out the intire session
Fuck me hefin can put them away see.......... Just seen him sink 6 pints in an hour........... Theirs a top shanter for you. Up to his eyeballs in larger and still thirsty
by Massy 250 April 14, 2021
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chili cheese tops

The ingredients are mainly chili, cheese and sometimes tops!! It is made in the shape of a golden nugget and sometimes it hot af.
Chili cheese tops makes my ass feel like a volcano busting.
by The man of Skirmir March 16, 2019
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top kill

A variation on the "Upper Deck" , a Top Kill is the act of securing the water supply to the toilet tank & flushing all the water out until the tank is dry. You then manually lift the "flapper" exposing the hole which leads to the bowl. You then force a large quantity of Butt - Mud into the hole at extremely high pressure therefore sealing the tube permanently.
I was trying to sleep in Todd's parents room, but their god-damn toilet kept running. I finally had to give it a Top Kill or I would never have gotten any rest at all.
by MadMark August 08, 2010
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