My girlfriend hasn't answered the phone in three days! Let me find out that Tank Top Tony has been sneaking around my house while I'm stuck in here.
by Sideshowrob June 29, 2024

by zoe boy June 10, 2008

This is what the once-relatively-very-popular Let's Play Youtuber, "jacksepticeye" says at the start of his YouTube videos on Youtube.com (owned by Google (owned by Alphabet Inc.))
jacksepticeye: Top of the mornin' to ya, laddies! My name is jacksepticeye and today we'll be watching furry hentai
other person: ...
other person: ...
by Hunterry April 22, 2022

Laura C
The deceiving cuteness up top and unavoidable sexiness below ๐
was unbelievable she, had a cat ear headset up top and veryyyy short shorts down below
by Js1888 November 6, 2022

by BottomBunk August 10, 2025

Eric opened the laptop. It was slow and many keycaps were missing. The previous owner likely used is as a porn-top. Eric gagged at the thought of this and threw it across the room.
by pizarol April 23, 2023
