Safety Car Merchants are drivers in Formula One who often use the safety car to win races, or in rare cases, World Championships. One notable example of a safety car merchant is Fraudstappen, who robbed the 2021 championship off the back of a fraudulent call during a safety car from world class robber Michael Masi. Fraudstappendogs claim this championship is legitimate, even though it wasn’t.
Fraudstappendog: MAX IS MY FAVOURITE DRIVER!!!!
Person: Your favourite driver is a safety car merchant
Person: Your favourite driver is a safety car merchant
by realistpenduhater November 3, 2023
Get the Safety Car Merchantmug. When you type in "Obama Care" you'll get this definition. Coined by the popular late night host Stephen Colbert (whose main target audience used to be teens during this time; but now mostly parents like watching him) on The colbert report, circa 2010-2011.
by Thanks, obama. January 27, 2025
Get the O Bam A Car E!mug. Person 1: "Damn I was trying to sleep but was woken up by some Car Douchebag"
Person 2: "Me too, he must've been driving around neighborhoods to fuck up everyone's sleep."
Person 2: "Me too, he must've been driving around neighborhoods to fuck up everyone's sleep."
by RathboneTheGoldHoarder July 9, 2022
Get the Car Douchebagmug. by PlusFearzz May 16, 2018
Get the Race Carmug. When a man places a Buxton bottle of water on a automobile he sentences him to a duel. It is derived from the Fenghou; a mad dog like creature that deals havoc to all those around.
by Balaboy May 26, 2020
Get the Buxton bottle on carmug. by Anton999 February 20, 2018
Get the Al-car-holicmug. The type of car a guy drives that usually indicates he’s single and lookin, a bachelor ‘s car ie chevy Camaro, Dodge Charger, etc.
by Sambo90 November 13, 2022
Get the Hoe carmug.