Facebook Cocksleeve

A person who lacks the skill, knowledge, or self confidence to argue a point on their own, but who will comment if they have one or more people on their side who have commented first.

John always seems to be Jimmy’s Facebook Cocksleeve

by Kooterkat January 3, 2021

Facebook Freeloader

A person who refuses to get a Facebook account yet hits you up for a peek into your account every time they see you so they can stay current on what everyone is up to.

Jenny: Hey Sue, what are looking at?
Sue: Nothing, just surfing my Facebook feed, looking at pictures from Saturday night.
Jenny: Can I have a look?...........................
.............................(30 minutes later)

Sue: You think I can have my phone back now?
Jenny: Oh sorry, I was just seeing what all our other friends are up to.
Sue: Get your own account already, Jenny. Quit being such a Facebook Freeloader!!!

by suziewar February 3, 2014

Facebook

Karen's space of origin

Random dude- Yo you on facebook

Me- Nah bro not on that cesspool of nonexistent logic.

by pwarrow88 November 23, 2021

Facebook Probation

When Facebook punishes you by placing sanction(s) on your account to restrict what you can do instead of just putting you in Facebook Jail.

"Why didn't you comment on my post bro"

"I can't. I'm on Facebook Probation and can't comment on any posts until Monday"

by Ubeenbamboozledson March 12, 2022

Facebook

A stupid app that your mom has to post disgusting pictures of you

kid: Hey mom wyd
Mom: Chillin on Facebook
Kid: I'm moving out

by yeyeyeye john November 20, 2020

Facebook Apocalypse

The act of deleting half, or nearly half of your Facebook friends randomly and feel God

John got tired of all the shitty content in his feed so he performed a Facebook Apocalypse last night

by sociallittleman June 5, 2018

Facebook

Facebook! Facebook! Don't get me started on Facebooooooook!!!!!

They say that there's no cure for Facebook, your life is simply at an end.

by Thebestinaworldatlerntofly2 June 8, 2023