A bitch that always tells you that you’re worth nothing in life and calls your mom a drug attic and acts like everything is fine
by Ryansboyfriend July 23, 2018
Get the Ryan mug.Ryan is a man with dirty blonde almost brown hair and has gorgeous blue eyes that remind you of the ocean everytime you get lost in them. He has freckles covering his shoulders . He generally likes to spend hours getting lost in a video game or looking up guns online. He also has a passion for survival items. He likes to lay and watch action movies on Netflix or gaming videos on YouTube. He is extremely tall and has an amazing body. you'll always catch him in pants and a vans shirt if he isn't in a work uniform. He tends to bottle up his emotions until he explodes. He is easily annoyed at times. But he always means well. He will speak his mind especially in an argument. But he is also very caring and extremely sweet. He will be there for you No matter What even if you do mess up a bunch. He never really gives up. He is patient and kind. If you ever ask him to pick something he won't, or will say what he thinks you want to hear which isn't always bad but can be annoying. He also likes hairless cats and his beagle. Ryan also has a passion for his Ruckus. Ryan always gets work does and rarely complains . but when he does complain about something you'll hear it about 50 times days. He has an obsession with soda and slim jims, green onions, and shrimp fried rice. But ryan is the best man you could ever have in your life. He is perfect . Any woman would be lucky to have Ryan and any woman who has left him in the past is an idiot. Ryan is a one of a kind dream come true.
by Lifeg0es0nnn August 11, 2018
Get the Ryan mug.Although most Ryan's are kind hearted and friendly, often times even on the timid side, most if not all of them are so unbelievably stupid you question how they haven't been picked off yet by natural selection. Most Ryan's are steadfast in their opinions which is a redeeming and often attractive quality, but it's usually about something retarded and ass backwards like voting conservative or spending a crazy amount of money on something that cannot be logically justified.
Dude 1: Did you see that retard walk in front of a bus?
Dude 2: Yeah it's a miracle he's alive still
Girl 1: My boyfriend spent $500 on video games he doesn't play.
Girl 2: That's dating a Ryan for ya.
Dude 1: Did you see that retard walk in front of a bus?
Dude 2: Yeah it's a miracle he's alive still
Girl 1: My boyfriend spent $500 on video games he doesn't play.
Girl 2: That's dating a Ryan for ya.
Dude 1: Did you see that retard walk in front of a bus?
Dude 2: Yeah it's a miracle he's alive still
Girl 1: My boyfriend spent $500 on video games he doesn't play.
Girl 2: That's dating a Ryan for ya.
Dude 2: Yeah it's a miracle he's alive still
Girl 1: My boyfriend spent $500 on video games he doesn't play.
Girl 2: That's dating a Ryan for ya.
by CornistheBestCrop August 25, 2018
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Get the Ryan mug.Someone who is dumb and stupid. Most of the time is a male and is obese. You do not want to mess with someone like this because they can use their weight to their advantage and squash you like a bug. This person is definitely lonely and will never find a girlfriend!
by Ryan Wheels January 28, 2019
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