No u tolu

No u tolu is the no u meme where you get fucking shot but ten times worse

Ur nanny has a tranny

No u tolu
Guess I’ll die now

by E geez on the internet December 13, 2018

u/g

abbreviation for 'upgrade'

I know a computer geek that could have gotten you a new 500gb for less than $50, and could have done that u/g for you cheaply!

by fpcassini November 13, 2011

no u

an annoying insult my cousin wont stop using. its not funny nor clever.

Person 1: stop being an idiot
Person 2: no u
Person 1: *violently stabs*

by material gworl😻💅 January 12, 2022

u smooth

Mines if you shave, down there, or not

You just go up to a person and say “U smooth!?”

by Official Sexy Lexi December 4, 2019

Been u$

There is good and there is bad ,but through it all it’s been the same gang through either or ,wanting to see you win since the beginning of time .

I appreciate you for real bro it’s Been u$ forever

by cmd_ September 26, 2024

who tf asked u

the end all be all of comebacks in the 21st century

friend 1: blah blah blah squirrel blah blah...
friend 2: who tf asked u

by ur mom lmaooo March 25, 2021

Feed the U

To do something utterly disgusting but also required. The expression came about when a guy was sharing a small hotel room with his new girlfriend. After passing a stool in the morning, he discovered that the flush didn't work. Rather than face the embarrassment of letting his new flame witness his morning defecation, he dropped to his knees, grabbed the turd and manually fed it through the u-bend.

"I really don't want to do this but I've got to feed the u"

by horndog2017 July 5, 2017