stole your mom

ultimate disrespect,when a person hits your mom in the face with a closed fist

Chris: "Fuck you Evan,im gonna snitch on you."

Evan: "Shut da hell up Chris,dats why i stole your mom bitch!!"

by Drowzy757 November 25, 2010

CSI: Mom's Basement

CSI: Mom's Basement is the term given to social media warriors who, (from the safety of mom's basement or some other hermetically sealed room), convict a public figure or high profile suspect based on fringe blogs, poorly sourced media, or personal biases.

So, you're just going to decide she's guilty based on a couple tweets and your own prejudices...what're you, CSI: Mom's Basement?

by Guano Psycho September 5, 2017

Your Mum/Mom

Your mum in the ultimate come back for anything that anyone says. It originated back in the 2000's when teenagers found that answering questions was just plain boring, so instead, 'You Mum/Mom' became the lazy excuse for everything.

"Excuse me but what are you doing?"
"Your Mum/mom"

"What are you having for breakfast?"
"Your Mum/mom"

"What is your Mum/mom's name?"
"Your Mum/mom"

by Dr Experderatis November 10, 2011

ur mom is adopted

This is the best way to win a fight against someone lol.

yeah but, ur mom is adopted...

by jxyserr April 20, 2021

your mom's legs

come back to when someone asks "What's up?"

Chris: "Hey man, what's up?"
Taylor: "your mom's legs!!!!!!"..."OHHHHH!!!!!"

by krystophoria July 3, 2011

ur mom fat

yonder êow reordian tôhwon epistol fæt fatu oð êow fricca cyning

Hey u suck at roblox and ur mom fat

by YonderSquat July 9, 2018

your mom's face

A combination when the the insults 'your face' and 'your mom' become 'your mom's face'

Obviously your mom's face is ugly, and it is hurtful of this person to bring it up.

Alex: I just saw a really ugly dog
Gary: Yeah, I bet it looked like your face!
Alex: No way man, it looked like your mom!
Gary: YOUR MOM'S FACE!!!
Alex: *runs off crying*

by AliceJones__ July 3, 2010