Ice and fire daughter for hire

When your boss pisses you off you fuck his daughter with icy hot on her assholeAnd hot sauce in her pussy and Cum on his toothbrush.

Dude my boss fired me.

Damn bro did you ice and fire Daughter for hire her?

Fuck yeah I did!

by Bddb June 20, 2020

on fire

1. when you feel that aching, burning, hot sensation in your insides, wanting more and more sexually
(horny)

2. when you have a winning streak in e.g a game

„when he touched me my insides were on fire”
„niceeee im on fire g”

by myheartisonfire November 9, 2023

fire code

Your friends excuse for not inviting you to a party.

Yo! Thanks for the sick ass invite to your house.

We maxed our house in people. We would have breached fire code.

by Barnknaskldfnjkgergtrhtrwrthgt May 30, 2017

african fire frog

when austin shram shits himself and it leaks out of his chair.

Omg did you just see him African Fire Frog in the movies?

by Johnny Qeir February 25, 2022

Alaskan fire hose

The act of taping your butthole shut poking a hole and then eating laxative so it comes out really concentrated when you start to blow you light your butchers on fire and butt them out with your poop

Alaskan fire hoses are risky but worth it

by Matt_jenk November 25, 2024

GEICO fire extinguisher

A conflagration-douser dat's so easy to operate, even a caveman could use it.

If yer favorite primitive-hominid buddy wants to train for joining da local fire department, it might be wise to start him off wif a GEICO fire extinguisher --- no fussy pins, levers, or nozzles to learn about; he would merely need to hit it wif his club to make it operate.

by QuacksO0 May 30, 2025

Notre Dame is on fire

Shit is potentially irreparably fucked, and even if its not forever, its going to be a long time before its better.

"Hey, how's work going?"
"Shit man, Notre Dame is on fire..."

by Antiguns McChestytraps April 15, 2019