Kid- Mom and dad I have something to tell you and it's not easy.
Mom- What is it son.
Dad- Yeah, tell us.
Kid- Well... I play fortnite and i'm proud of it.
Dad- Oh, Okay well I support you and I am not against your choice in life
Mom- Yeah same here.
Kid- Thank you for not being mad
Mom- Of course not we're not we love you
*Then his family killed him in his sleep because they secretly didn't approve of playing fortnite*
Mom- What is it son.
Dad- Yeah, tell us.
Kid- Well... I play fortnite and i'm proud of it.
Dad- Oh, Okay well I support you and I am not against your choice in life
Mom- Yeah same here.
Kid- Thank you for not being mad
Mom- Of course not we're not we love you
*Then his family killed him in his sleep because they secretly didn't approve of playing fortnite*
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Right yeah, every lad in the nation is playing fortnite an its pissing me the fuck off to be honest with you
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Son: PISS OFF
(Mum gets scared)
Mum: sorry sweetheart just keep it down okay !
Son: PISS OFF
(Mum gets scared)
Mum: sorry sweetheart just keep it down okay !
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