A "Fortnite Kid" is an entity that was spawned in by a blue bus from the sky. They have no friends. When they got adopted by a sewer monster, they were taught the ways of committing 10 murders in 30 minutes.
Whenever a "Fortnite Kid" goes to a hospital they usually survive, but they do a fortnite dance, and have to get put down. The Fortnite kid lives forever because every time they die. The respawn through a drone that absorbs all of their subatomic particles and transports them to an island in the middle of nowhere filled to the brim with fortnite kids. The Russian government is planning a bombing of the fortnite island. When they do we will be spared of the horror that is "Fortnite Kid"
Whenever a "Fortnite Kid" goes to a hospital they usually survive, but they do a fortnite dance, and have to get put down. The Fortnite kid lives forever because every time they die. The respawn through a drone that absorbs all of their subatomic particles and transports them to an island in the middle of nowhere filled to the brim with fortnite kids. The Russian government is planning a bombing of the fortnite island. When they do we will be spared of the horror that is "Fortnite Kid"
"wassup Fortnite kid" Said Gary
"FORTNITE BATTLE PASS!!!!" Yelled fortnite kid.
250 swat members break through the windows and cover the kid in pipe bombs*
"GET DOWN" Yelled the swat members.
* they then blew up the fortnite kid*
"Thank you Swat... You saved my life!" Said Gary
"No worries kid" Said the swat members
"FORTNITE BATTLE PASS!!!!" Yelled fortnite kid.
250 swat members break through the windows and cover the kid in pipe bombs*
"GET DOWN" Yelled the swat members.
* they then blew up the fortnite kid*
"Thank you Swat... You saved my life!" Said Gary
"No worries kid" Said the swat members
by NukeGamzYT April 17, 2023
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