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bush haircut

by Lucasbiggay268 October 2, 2018
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bush mechanic

A guy who knows how to handle vagina with skill.
Hey baby, I'm your bush mechanic. Let me fix you up!
by Breezy Briel October 23, 2017
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Watering the Bushes

This occurs when you expel your spank juice and go to empty the rain from your meat tube. Your garden hose will be weak after the storm that just took place, and the bushes (your hanging walnuts) will get a nice rain shower. Fun fact: An occasional rain shower helps the bushes grow nice and strong!
Tyraint: Yo brewski, schlong time no see. Wanna hit the club this weekend?

Big Queefy: Sup tyrantula.. I think I gotta take the weekend off. I slammed this 350-lb gorilla last weekend and there was a severe thunderstorm, so my garden hose has been super weak lately. I’ve been watering the bushes the last 5 days, so I gotta take some time to recover.

Tyraint: Damn sounds like you banged Whorambe’s sister? I would’ve loved to experience that, good for you my guy. Hope you and your bushes are doing well, take care.
by Stoney69 June 22, 2022
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Bill Bush

Bill bush probably hopes he could some girls by the pussy like trump
by Spiderpenguin October 24, 2016
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bush

1) A plant that houses and protects small animals.
2) One of the most beautiful parts of a woman's body.
3) Two former U.S. Presidents, one of whom kept company with people named Quayle, the other of whom is the son of the first and keeps company with people named Dick.

Isn't it a shame that the first two definitions, which are wonderful things, must share with the latter one? We should start calling the Presidents 'Bursh' instead, to dissociate.
1) The quail hid in the bushes to escape from the fox.
2) He sensually drifted his fingers through her bush before caressing her clitoris.
3) In recent news, Shrub- I mean, Bush Jr. is no longer our President. Now perhaps we can pull out of Iraq.
by Soda1234 March 1, 2009
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bush limo

An expensive four wheel drive with genuine off road capability and reliability. Most frequently associated with a new and high end Toyota landcruiser. Refers to cost moreso than creature comfort.
Look at that bloke with his new bush limo.
by Noodles_snacks August 31, 2023
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Tied bushes

When the two lower bushes meet. (You know what I mean ;3)
Jeff and I totally tied bushes last night.
by FishBread January 2, 2019
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