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Ryan Yeomans

"Man my life is such a joke, it's as if it is a Ryan Yeomans movie"
by aeonal_bead April 9, 2023
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Ryan

by Ryan beast mode August 23, 2021
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ryan curry

A sweet, kind, loving guy who gets anyone he wants. Ryan doesn’t care about what people think about him, but he cares about other people. If you have a Ryan curry, you’re a very lucky person.
Guy: I just met this really nice and cute boy, I think I might like him!
Friend: must have been a Ryan curry
by Kira Kersenbrock February 13, 2018
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Ryan

A mon with a 17-inch dick. Tasty.
Tasty Ryan...
by ehbfibvi December 4, 2023
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Ryan

he is the grizzler
Aaron: "I wish I could sleep with Ryan."
by bighermanos June 10, 2024
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Ryan

A fun, energetic boy who loves to laugh and easily gets people to laugh. You will find it's easy to become his friend as soon as you meet. He is also protective of friends and family. If a friend is struggling, he will be there for them. He knows when it is appropriate to be immature and when he should be mature. He knows how to treat a lady, whether it be playful or chivalrous or just hold and listen to her. He loves to be active and also enjoys video games. He won't ask for it, but sometimes he just needs a hug and someone to sit with in companionable silence.
Person1: Who's that with the loud laugh?
Person2: Oh that's just Ryan being Ryan!
by Usedspace10 November 23, 2021
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Ryan

Ryan eats his own shit and when he’s full he throws it at people. He visits nursing homes and pretends to read to the seniors but feeds them laxatives so they fart and shit their pants and he can breathe it in. He sleeps on a mountain of dirty cum socks and snores like a cartoon character. He most likely has a fur suit in his closet but nobody will ever know because his room is always 50+ degrees C and smells like rotting shit so nobody ever goes inside. Many people think Ryan is a cunt, and they’d be correct.
Every time Ryan visits the nursing home, all the seniors get explosive diarrhea. I wonder why?
by GonorrhoeaGobbler January 26, 2024
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