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jack sparrow`s boot

The appearance of a highly sexually active older woman`s vagina. A hanging and leathery labia, resembling the flappy bits at the top a pirate`s boot.
"Steve, I saw you getting off with that blonde MILF last night. What was she like, then?"
"Bud, she went like a fucking steam train. Her twat was a bit worn out though; pissflaps looked like the top of Jack Sparrow`s boot".
by Clothears January 11, 2014
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p***s

my p***s is microscopic
by EST_stockier1 December 4, 2019
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DH111's Rule 17b

If a person were to exist, this person would know this rule in due course, no matter how ridiculous it sounds. And then it passes through generations until eventually it gets forgotten and discarded.
Father: Hey, have you read DH111's Rule 17b yet?
Jimmy: No, I don't wanna Dad!
Father: Do you wish not to be happy, knowing DH111 is protecting you?!
Jimmy: Okay, okay! Jeez...
by DH111 June 25, 2024
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At this point you aren't even trying to break you cycle of boredom and procrastinating you are just looking which combinations of qwerty have not been made yet for absolutely no reason at all, wanna know what to type next? I know, how about you don't type anything and stop procrastinating
Random dude: Hey you!
You: Me?
Random dude: Yes, you!
You: M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q
Michael Jackson: Stop it, get some help
Obama: *Turns into Obamium*
by Canimexis May 28, 2021
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The rule of the 70’s gremlin

The Rule of the 70’s Gremlin is that,” you can take a crappy car and spend an exorbitant amount of money trying to make it more powerful and better looking”, but at the end of the day it’s still just a crappy ass Gremlin. You need to try another approach.
Look, we can spend another 2 billion on upgrading the state spending for the year, but it’s sill going to be stuck with “The rule of the 70’s GREMLIN” all over again. We need a fresh start.
by DaMartianAC January 24, 2025
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A small but active Crip set from the Rollin’ 70’s card. Allied with the W/S 65 Menlo Neighborhood Crips (MNHC) as 657NHC (Vermont Square Gang). Beef with 62HPB, 83GC, and Hoovers. Don’t beef with 73GC.
“W/S 67 Neighborhood Crips (67NHC) and Menlos been locked in — Vermont Square business.”—LA locals
by RealTalkOnlyFool October 12, 2025
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Neef(s)

This word is the combination of the words niece & nephew.
Nee >ce .... niece
Nef > ew ... nephew
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Needs

"I took my neefs out to the movies today, all 6 of them"
Or
The neefs were bouncing off the walls after eating too much candy!
Neef(s)

There are 16 neefs in our family of 9 siblings.

My neef and I rode the train for the first time.
Meaning my one niece & one nephew took the train for the first time.
by Dellie B. January 20, 2020
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