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Car fun

I’m great at car fun
by Fred678 March 22, 2023
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Car Shield

Also known as Carapacesshield, car shield is actually so funny and totally isn't a pedo!
Dupainaenae: “someone made me a naenae simp page”
Car Shield: “HERLPPPP”
by Naenae 🥺🦵 July 1, 2021
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E.R. Car

The term "E.R. Car" is used to illustrate how much money a trip to a local hospital emergency room (local E.R.) will cost. So if the typical price of a car runs anywhere from $5,000 to $20,000 for a used car, and then anywhere from $30, 000 to $70,000 for a new car, then it is not unreasonable, in today's American healthcare environment, to equate the price of one car to the cost of one emergency room visit.

A similar term is "E.R. House," used to describe the cost of emergency room care for a truly catastrophic medical situation where the price of just one emergency room visit equates to the price of a buying a house.
"I got taken to the emergency room in an ambulance, and after all the x-Rays, all the blood work, all the CT scans and after consulting with four different specialists, the emergency room sent me home and then billed me for over $45,000. That was my first ever E.R. Car in my whole life, and I hope it was my last."
by Innocent Byproduct March 2, 2024
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BenJrovGaNBJraSTASS'S GaNBJraSTeriDEs in fast cars 🚗

Bending over Ass's ganbjrasterides in fast cars 🚗. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior LBJAY MARCH 10th 19eightynine.
I invented and made and created and named after benjrovganbjrastass's ganbjrasterides in fast cars 🚗 . By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior LBJAY MARCH 10th 19eightynine.
by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq February 7, 2024
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Minnesota Car Wash

When your car gets sprayed from snow from another vehicle not properly cleaned
I was driving down the interstate when I got a Minnesota Car Wash.
by Supwititdoe February 3, 2022
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car racism

When you prefer to treat an expensive car with more respect then all the other broke people
bob practices car racism
by J-miles November 24, 2023
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I’m a fucking race car driver

A phrase used by Kelsey Allen when she needs to explain how she’s a better driver then everyone else
*Kelsey driving and dose something dumb

Emily- “ you probably shouldn’t have done that
Kelsey- “ It’s ok I’m a fucking race car driver
by Emcaz June 27, 2019
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