Simp

Connor

What’s an example of a simp?
Connor, he is literally the biggest simp

by Rangrang06 September 4, 2021

Simp Butler

A person, usually a man, who caters to undeserving women whom they put on a pedestal.

Friend 1: “Bro I do so much for this girl, but she won’t put out!”

Friend 2: “Brooo you got to stop being a simp butler! Chicks love it when you tell them no.”

by ZodiakTheory1 September 8, 2021

Simp

Normally named Jared, these simps will fix a girls computer, of whom they just met.

Jared is a simp to Diana

by Kiplak April 13, 2020

Simp

Someone who chooses a woman over the boys, something only a pleb would do.

Michael would rather talk to his girl then the boys, what a simp

by Coonman October 23, 2020

Simp

A man initiating and mantaining social interaction with a woman for the sole purpose of having sex with her, but failing.

Often (mis)used with a derogatory or sarcastic connotation to label men who can hold a perfectly normal conversation with members of the opposite sex.

Opposite: Pimp
A man initiating and mantaining social interaction with a woman for the sole purpose of having sex with her, and succeding.

(standard use)
Man1: oh man, tried everything from compliments to presents, but she won't have sex with me!
Man2: LoL what a simp.

(derogatory)
Man1: oh man, tried everything from compliments to presents, but she won't have sex with me!
Man2: I dunno man, maybe you should just, you know, get to know her? Maybe she doesn't like you going only after her body like that.
Man1: oh god really? Treat her like a person with feelings? You're such a simp, for f*ck's sake.

by NeverTrevor January 30, 2021

Simp

Squirrels in my pants. Phineas and Ferb season 1 episode 16

S to the I to the mp. She’s got squirrels in her pants. Simp

by BRMthe1 May 8, 2020

Simp

Someone that fakes emotion to get into bed with someone else.

Person 1: You’re really beautiful and kind and everything good in this world!
Person 2: Awe thank you, you’re so sweet!
Person 1: So you wanna chill sometime?
Person 2: Ugh you’re suck a simp!

by Infinite person November 20, 2020