leytonstone school

a bitchy school where all of the boys and girls beg for attention of the opposite gender. TEACHERS ARE ABSOLUTELY USELESS. ugh I can't believe I went there. DON'T GO THERE.

leytonstone school is useless.

by S.G.O December 12, 2021

twat school

fictitious education establishment that can be referred to when someone does something twattish.

a person spills their beer all over themselves and down their face, "where'd you learn that, Twat School?!"

by Chardonnay115 December 23, 2009

school family

family but at school generally assigning random friends as your mom, dad, siblings, etc

"Yeah, John's part of my school family. He's the dad."

by stevonniemahniverse July 17, 2015

High School

A place where people will be influenced by the amount of swearing for no absolute reason and be judged by their peers for not looking as they want you to. Teenagers at high school, will believe that it is normal to talk about sex even though they are not at the age of having sex. Last of all, you may find some faggots walking around thinking their tough and tease you for doing nothing at all. For example:

Normal Student: "Oops, I accidentally dropped my coin, my mistake. All is alright in the world"
Faggot Walks By: "You f@#%en dumb ass, f@#$en pick up that f@%$en s%#i"

*First day of school*
First Year 7: "Hey John, let's go to high school and ignore all of the swearing we hear because our parents told us that it is very bad to swear."
Second Year 7: "Yeah I cannot wait to meet my peers"
*Year 10 faggot walks by*
Year 10 faggot: "How the f@#k is the first day d@#%heads?"
*Next Day*
First Year 7: "How the f@#k, is your f&%@en life, John?"

by StupidUsernameTakers June 1, 2016

hampstead school

welcome to hampstead school, the year 11 boys are all wet and predators and rapists when it comes to the year9s. they’re only bad in hampstead but when they step out it’s a diff story and they all wear blue coats like say they’re power rangers. the year9 girls are done out and they’re begs. the year 10s jus do there own thing and don’t care bout no one. the skls dun out the teachers are on ur dick 24s

ahhh it’s always dese y9 hampstead school yats belling my line for my wood

by your wet g June 4, 2020

school lunches

Count yourself lucky if school lunches in your school is actually edible (if you're in the USA).

"Huh. So many people complaining about school lunches here. Am I THIS ungodly lucky to the point that I get a school that serves actually edible lunches that isn't just raw fruit or raw vegetables? I couldn't imagine if my school lunches were worse than prison food."

by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 6, 2022

school is stupid

it makes you dumber and makes kids depressed

school is stupid because i said

by school is depressing October 29, 2019