play-ratio

The ratio between amount of play (any type of sexual relation) and opportunities to get play fumbled. This number is often uncalculatable and must be positive. Used typically, as an indicator of a man's sexual fitness, although it could circumstantially apply to a woman.

Wow, I missed Sarah's "you up" text, my play-ratio is at an all time low. Why did I have to kill her?

by burlybiker April 24, 2022

playing on my heart strings

If someone is trying to make you feel sorry for them, especially with the intentions of getting something from you, they are “playing with your heart strings”.

My buddy must be broke again; he called me “playing on my heart strings”. That’s his favorite way to get money without even asking.

by MachTool October 4, 2022

Swift Play

A person who does thing in a swift playing motion.

Hey you see that milf? I'm gonna swift play fuck that milf's pussy today.

by iknowwhatimdoingahahahaha November 19, 2023

Play-sexual

To love playing games

He likes games, he must be Play-sexual

by Amiya Maker June 14, 2018

Glue Play

The act of letting your partner pour a bucket of super glue over your body and letting it dry, usually done on a soft surface such as a bed. The super glue crust will be worn until one's partner allows the crust to be removed. This practice is most popular in Seattle.

John J.: i was doing glue play yesterday it was pretty cool

by skatingbudgie February 24, 2025

Virgin Play

Every time I bring him to the brink, then "accidentally" make him cum and say awww... guess you stay a virgin another day, huh?

Etherial likes to keep a sub in continual virgin play, using every hole they have and keeping them a virgin permanently.

"I'm gonna get me a nice little virgin and keep him that way"

by Bibs 19 January 3, 2019

I don't want to play paradox

When you say you want to play a game, any game, but your friends say no to that game. This is also true when your friends say that they want to play a certain game but you don't want to play that game. Thus, the I don't want to play paradox.

Person 1: Yo, dude wanna play Roblox?
Person 2: Naw bro lets play some Terraria.
Person 1: Dude, I don't want to play Terraria.
Person 2: And I don't want to play Roblox.
Person 1 : Then what else do you want to play?
Person 2: I don't know. And I don't want to play what you suggest.
Thus the I don't want to play paradox

by Koro FIII October 19, 2022