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An actual pig

An actual pig is a guy who is such a fucking looser that he is willing to overlook the fact that women are people and instead chooses to disrespect/objectify them.

A pig typically is unable to commit to one person because they are fully aware that they are a piece of shit and its never long before the girl they are talking to is able to see that too.
No wonder his dad left and his mom doesn’t love him, He’s an actual pig.
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pig pie

When you wrap your pens in bacon and fuck a fat chick in the ass.
I got catfished by a fat chick, I thought about leaving but instead I took her home and gave 'er the ol' Pig Pie
by Chief quief March 11, 2021
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cum pig

A cum pig is motivated by cum over and above cock. Cum pigs have a big appetite for cum and will gobble up just about any load that’s put in front of them.

While they are happy to be fed loads, a motivated cum pig will actively suck cock in order to feed and will almost single mindedly feed on loads of cum when their appetite calls for it – fresh from a cock, or licking it up from a table or the floor.

Cum pigs find the most joy however, in being smothered in cum and will let men splatter loads of cum all over their face and body - unphased. Often leaving it to dry or lathering it over their skin.
Yo you know Lincoln? He ended up sucking off all us dudes at the house party last week. Just chugging down load after load, unless dudes wanted to cum on his face then he just left it there and moved on to the next guy. Turns out Link is a filthy stupid cum pig
by Jay-1001 January 31, 2025
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Pig Fucker

"That Pig Fucker might get deported for bringing that shirt to Dubai"
by Aakbar Alakhuhm April 2, 2017
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Pig Walk

When someone has to strip naked and put a sock over his penis, then crawls through the hall squealing like a pig.
Wilbur its time for your pig walk.
by hazingislove September 12, 2018
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Spider pig

What Dnut and The Girlscout would sing about ..when the Fluxcapasitator was broken, back when it was "The wayward home for Crack where's, and The Girlscout almost frog podded herself off of the ledge.
"Spider pig , spider pig, doing whatever a spider pig does...."
by Shawtys a 10 January 17, 2024
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Sam pig

A big fat ugly pig like creature. It likes eating others from its species and human meat. Sam pig is an ugly creature.
Ewwww Sam pig is ugly!!!!
by Fatboiiiiiiiiiii October 3, 2019
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