italian job

when you jerk someone off using e.v.o.o. (extra-virgin olive oil)

Dude, I love dating a chef; this chick made me a kick-ass salad and then gave me the best italian job ever!!

by babymammadramacomma December 14, 2008

like it was my job

Engaging in an activity repeatedly and/or skillfully enough that its as if you were getting paid to do so. Particularly applies to non-work-related activities.

I drink like it was my job. Not to mention on the job.

by asdf.what November 22, 2003

rim job

When you get stuck in a shitty cabin on the south rim of the Grand Canyon.

The hotel at the Grand Canyon was full, so they gave us a rim job.

by fluffer February 25, 2005

job de plume

When somebody's name matches what they do, who they are or some characteristic about them, which may or may not result from a phenomenon known as "nominative determinism."

The famous race car driver Sam Speed, the head rowing coach Mr. Rosewell, my paraplegic friend Ted Wheelwright, and the local zookeeper named Sandy Lyons all have job de plumes.

by C. Elliot Lee September 20, 2013

Good Job, Though

A phrase that would follow when some one totally messed up, but you don't want to totally destroy their confidence.

Player: I can't believe i just gave up threw that interception.

Coach: Yeah, that was the worst pass i've ever seen. Good job, though.

by Macier Ross September 9, 2009

nice job foreskin

phrase used by me when someone on my team does a shitty job.
for grammar nazis that like beAuTIfuL text: "Nice job, foreskin."

teammate: *dies from his own grenade*
other teammate: "wow"
me: "nice job foreskin"

by Sefcear#32 May 25, 2020

Ghost Job

The act or attempt of masturbation to the point of a successful ejaculation while in presence of at least three oblivious persons.

Oh man, I thought we were just playing video games last night, but Frank just told me he pulled off a Ghost Job under the blankets.

by Travis Henry September 26, 2008