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Jesus

"Jesus is my lord and savior"
"Mine too bro, thanks be to god"
"Amen"
by poopsock. March 31, 2022
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Suffering for Jesus

Originated in Brighton UK
Being on your period

Menstruation
My girlfriend is losing her rag. She’s suffering for Jesus right now.
by BombTBomb March 3, 2021
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Jesus

A guy the church has made look like a superhero to sell people their agenda. What if Jesus was a short fat guy who had dark, curly, bushy hair and olive skin? A guy that looked more like what people think Friar tuck would look like than what Robin hood would look like, except a little bit more Mediterranean on the surface.
There are fair skinned European looking Jews now, after thousands of years of living in Europe, but back in the time of Jesus, a Jew from a part of Asia bordering the Mediterranean was unlikely to look like what the Church described him as, if he was ever a real person and not a myth.
by Solid Mantis March 5, 2021
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Raptor Jesus

Dinobot from the 1996 cartoon Beast Wars, known for giving his life to save early human ancestors in eighth episode of the second season; “Code of Hero.”
"Tell Raptor Jesus’ tale to those who ask. Tell it truly, the ill deeds along with the good, and let him be judged accordingly. The rest is silence."
by thegoddamnsiege January 2, 2021
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Creepy Jesus

The demon of Jesus who lurks in your hallways at night 😈
CREEPY JESUS IS GONNA GET ME
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jesus chrust

1. A misspelling of Jesus Christ
2. A man who died for your crust
"You going to church today?" "Nah, I'm going to chirch." "What's that?" "It's where you can go and worship our lord and savior Jesus Chrust." "Go fuck yourself."
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Jesus Christ

The King of Kings and Lord of Lords (The God who Created Mankind)
The Lord Jesus Christ is the King Of Kings And Lord of Lords.
by TimmyTastic March 24, 2024
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