My friend: Hey, this app's backend is written in node
Me: Let's follow Levi's law and rewrite it in rust!!
Me: Let's follow Levi's law and rewrite it in rust!!
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Tim: "Use Jake Piper's first law, you'll be fine"
Tim: "Use Jake Piper's first law, you'll be fine"
by unitybacon October 13, 2020
Get the Jake Piper's first law mug.No matter how obvious a video is staged or fake, if a person points out that it's fake it is effectively guaranteed there will be someone who genuinely believes it to be real.
"I can't believe you felt the need to point this out."
"It's Funty's Law, I didn't call it the video out because it's fake, I called it out because people think it's real."
"It's Funty's Law, I didn't call it the video out because it's fake, I called it out because people think it's real."
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"You cannot be gay if you have a girlfriend"
However the rule itself has a few stipulations, most of them stemming off of what can be called "bro activity" and "non-bro activity."
Bro activity involves being borderline homosexual with your friends, saying they have a fat cock and balls or complimenting their ass.
Non bro activity involves actually having sex with your friends (except in certain instances where socks are worn) or watching, participating in gay porn.
"You cannot be gay if you have a girlfriend"
However the rule itself has a few stipulations, most of them stemming off of what can be called "bro activity" and "non-bro activity."
Bro activity involves being borderline homosexual with your friends, saying they have a fat cock and balls or complimenting their ass.
Non bro activity involves actually having sex with your friends (except in certain instances where socks are worn) or watching, participating in gay porn.
Matt: "Bro dont touch my ass thats gay as fuck"
Leroy: "I have a girlfriend bro, Peyton's rule states I cant be gay."
Reece: "Look at this picture of a woman kissing this dudes fully erect cock"
Jonah: "Thats pretty fucking gay"
Reece: "Well what about Peyton's Law?"
Jonah: "Thats not a home's dick, therefore you are gay asf my nigga"
Leroy: "I have a girlfriend bro, Peyton's rule states I cant be gay."
Reece: "Look at this picture of a woman kissing this dudes fully erect cock"
Jonah: "Thats pretty fucking gay"
Reece: "Well what about Peyton's Law?"
Jonah: "Thats not a home's dick, therefore you are gay asf my nigga"
by Netyop September 8, 2020
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Get the co-uncle-in-law mug.Spouse's second-cousin's spouse.
My co-second-cousin-in-law is a good person.
by JAMP12 September 21, 2021
Get the co-second-cousin-in-law mug.Young's law states whoever responds to any statement with the difference between your and you're during a debate.loses the debate and has most likely said something stupid,but still needs to feel smart.
Jon:Your dense, there is no difference between sub and dub people can watch what they like.
Tim:I'm not too dense to know the difference between your and you're. Hint: you used the wrong one.
In this example Tim had no come back that wouldn't sound stupid so he went for the I win and am smart your you're correction,but in reality youngs law goes into effect and tim has lost the debate and has nothing smart worth adding.
Tim:I'm not too dense to know the difference between your and you're. Hint: you used the wrong one.
In this example Tim had no come back that wouldn't sound stupid so he went for the I win and am smart your you're correction,but in reality youngs law goes into effect and tim has lost the debate and has nothing smart worth adding.
by Imzays April 1, 2021
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