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Car Sensitivity

Car sensitivity is a disorder discovered by Ford Motor Company in Denmark. The disorder is usually caused by a conviction that taking your car to an authorized auto repair workshop is either too expensive or the service is too poor.

This leads to car owners being uncommonly protective around their cars and the disorder often reaches such a level, that it inflicts other peoples lives in a negative way.

Classic symptoms of car sensitivity

• Takes 'excessively' good care of the car and is very touchy around it.
• Is afraid that something will happen with their car and is therefore often overprotecting.
• Has trouble driving others around in their car.
• Is convinced that authorized auto repair workshops are far too expensive and fully fail to visit them.
• Always washes and polishes the car by hand.
• Has a ban on bringing food and drinks in the car. The same goes for dirty clothes and shoes.
• Removes pebbles from tires.
• Parks far from other cars in parking spaces.
• Refrains from driving in the rain.
• Never lends their car to kids and other family members.
• Uses protective covers whenever possible.

There are certain ways to adverse the symptoms, such as car covers, shoe covers, nano technology and simply never driving the car. But there’s really only one true cure, which is visiting an authorized auto repair workshop to learn that the car is in good hands and it won’t cost a fortune to receive great service.
Car sensitivity is a disorder discovered by Ford Motor Company in Denmark, due to the compulsive behavior characterizing a vast amount of car owners.
Used in a sentence: "Are you really so car sensitive that our child can't sit in the car?!"
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Car fun

I’m great at car fun
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car

Cat: meow
Person: OMG A CAR HES SO SILLY
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car

Felis Catus, commonly referred to as a household cat. The thing that meows !

It's a misspelling.
The car is so eepy ... Please don't wake him up
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Mow down with a car

They are confusing you with me because you're actively pretending to be me
Hym "No, I'm pretty sure I'VE said 'Mow down with a car' the protesters but that fact that your fans are confusing you with me just lemds credibility to the claim that you're PRETENDING TO BE ME DESTINY. Where's my wife, DESTINY? I need her lil ass to manage my social media presence!"
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Race Car Business

A business run by a sociopath who will win at all costs and, ultimately, envisions themselves driving the race car themselves, running over anyone in their path.
He's building a race car business and to hell with whatever gets in the way.
by Irseer June 25, 2019
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Car meet

An event where cats meet up

3 or more
I saw a car meet today in the woods
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