Death Convoy

The traffic jam which builds up behind a hearse or funeral cortege which is travelling slowly as it transports the coffin, because overtaking is disrespectful.

I left for work early today but because I got stuck in a Death Convoy I arrived 10 minutes late.

by Sharkfin911 April 23, 2024

Wisconsin death trip

Static x’s debut album with a song of the same name. The name is from a novel about mysterious deaths in black river falls Wisconsin from the 1800s to the 1900s.

Wisconsin death trip live is amazing

by Nascarfan2007 December 16, 2022

Death the Kid kinnie

a motherf**king perfectionist who has a meltdown when something isn't symmetrical

also holy sh** i just described my mom

Mom: NO!! YOUR BED MUST BE MADE SYMMETRICALLY!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
Child: Neeheeheeheehee~! Okay Death the Kid kinnie~!

by ShumaiUnbreakable November 18, 2020

death stomp

aka breaking someone's windpipe in a very painless way (literally making it shatter into pieces)
usually performing a death stomp will make you seem like a bloodthirsty psychopath to everyone who witnessed it

"Yo, did you get that jackass?"
"Yeah, I got him good, I gave 'em the death stomp"

by banflimflam May 14, 2022

death roll

A small individual loaf of bread that has been poisoned.

Andrew called me a faggot so I got some strychnine and baked him a death roll.

by Hlalakar June 6, 2020

Death

A Painful thruth

A: You know everyone will die one day

B: Yep, death is a painful trhuth

by Alpha Flight April 21, 2019

Secondhand death

That feeling you get when you just want to die but from natural causes so your close ones won't blame themselves

Damn I really just want a nice and painless secondhand death tomorrow.

by rosoideaes September 16, 2022