Wet spankings is when one of your homies leaves the toilet lid up when they use the bathroom before you and then when you go in and inevitably fall ass first into the toilet all 10 of your homies barge into the bathroom and take turns spanking your wet ass
The foreskin goblin is a fat bastard (not the fat bastard from the hit movie Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged me ) who deserves wet spankings.
by John_ green_go_meow April 19, 2020
Get the wet spankingsmug. A modern dance, similar to the krump-style of brooklyn, in which the performer acts as if he/she is a wet dog that must dry himself.
by assbreakerbreadbaker May 17, 2014
Get the wet dog krumpmug. by Srosro December 15, 2018
Get the Wet Poon Spoonmug. The ineffectual yet heroic attempt to shove ones penis head into the nostril of one's partner whilst in the act of fellatio.
by Lil pierre December 4, 2015
Get the Wet Nedmug. by ImAnOldMan November 24, 2023
Get the Wet Dripmug. when a man gets a rim j from a girl, and after shes done he takes his finger and sticks his finger in his butthole and then sticks it in her ear.....
by lirpaydoc February 10, 2022
Get the wet willerdmug. 