dick rider

Someone who unconditionally defends or glazes someone they like. Someone who dick rides.

John: have you seen Joe's post about lebron, he is a total dick rider!

by father troll July 5, 2024

Dick rider

A woman who always takes the man's side in an argument to win his affection

Girl: this creepy dude keeps calling me
Girl#2: well you probably led him on
Girl: you're a dick rider

by Taishiro toyomitsu July 7, 2024

Nile River

When a Young woman stabs her vaginal canal til the point of bleeding while it flows into a masturbating midgets mouth

Jack: I can't believe you let Sam have a Nile River

Hailey: It is all in good fun

by GreekRocket November 23, 2024

Nile River

When A Young Woman uses a plastic fork to stab her vaginal canal to the point of bleeding and lets the discharge flow into a masturbating midgets mouth she stands atop of butt naked.

Luke: I can't believe you let them each drink a Nile River.
Jackie: It's all in good fun!.

by GreekRocket November 23, 2024

Brent Riveraism

An Ideology Where President Stole Jokes From Tumblr Or Twitter To Use It As Their Campaign

This Country’s Ideology Is Brent Riveraism

by Naufalicious November 30, 2024

Welfare rider

Welfare Rider-1. A lazy nonworking man who has more than one child to live off welfare so he can freeload and do nothing but eat and play games with the babymama. 2. A sloppy female who has children just to live free off the welfare system. To obtain all services completely free to keep her freeloading man. Just awesome ghetto fablous and EBT rich.

Both have low IQs and that Im rich state ego because they are freeloading off an elderly relative who worked and has a home or vehicle. Designer clothes knock offs from discount stores. Getting all free holiday gifts for multiple children from Goodwill and Churches. They usually commit the act of going to free foodbanks when they have fresh food for the homeless. They take extreme offense if you inform them of what they do and tell them its not morally right.

"Look, Saggy has another child she doesnt watch or keep clean. That Welfare rider is laid up in her Grannys house living fabulously. No bills no stress so she can kept the freeloading man." "Here we go again. That man has another child hes claiming with that special needs woman. They are up to three. Hes never kept a job. Plays the ssi system for that minimum check. They got $2000 in EBT laid up freeloading in her Grannys home. Paying no bills, eating Grannys food, New cars, fablous knock off designer clothes and always has the newest game system always complete with all the games. That Welfare Rider has his perfect woman who he picked from Special Ed class so they can ride off of her Grannys house and money."

by Flossie Mae's Mommy December 2, 2024

Thames River Monster

A species of male that inhabits the elgin county ON area that indulges in illicit drugs and partying. Aswell they take into the acts of poaching and drunk driving. Loan me 20 bucks guy never pay it back guy.

The Thames River Monster got my $20 again

by 76truckcamper December 7, 2024