The two week rule 

When someone makes out with someone for more than 3 times in different occasions, the person must wait 2 weeks to make out with a different person to respect the other person's feelings.

I want to hook up with Josh tonight but I have to respect the two week rule so I do not hurt his best friend feelings

The two week rule by anonymousjack July 4, 2016

shatter resistant ruler

a ruler that isn't shatter resistant but you smash it against a table anyway, hoping it will break

Jack: Charlotte is this a shatter resistant ruler?
Charlotte: no so don't .....
*Jack smashing the ruler into the table over and over again*
Jack : Charlotte this is a shatter resistant ruler

shatter resistant ruler by mailyobbie October 17, 2017

dick length rule 

"if you do not move the barbell at least 1 dick length, the lift is thrown out and irrelevant" - Jason Blaha

He said he bench pressed 315 for reps but the dick length rule says otherwise.

dick length rule by jasongenova1982 November 21, 2017

2 message rule 

The act of sending no more than two messages until a reply is given by your romantic interest so as to avoid looking desperate and needy.

Ezreal: I've sent her 8 messages but she's ignoring me!

Fin: Dude she probably thinks you're desperate asf, remember the 2 message rule!

2 message rule by DominusRectus January 18, 2018

No-Period-Rule 

A slang that is a rule that does not use a period at the end.

My name is Goku
I just used the No-Period-Rule
A slang that is a rule that does not use a period at the end.

No-Period-Rule by TheGokuGod May 3, 2018

the netflix rule 

If you want to watch any specific movie at a given moment, whatever it is, it will not be available on Netflix.

I wanted to watch insert movie you want to watch right now so I checked it up on Netflix...it wasn’t there so I rented it on Amazon instead. (sigh) the netflix rule strikes again.

the netflix rule by Netdixs January 21, 2018

The Kate Rule

The Kate Rule states that when a male is acting like an asshole he shall be called by a female name, which is chosen by the person who calls upon the rule, and can be supported by other individuals.
A person shall be called by his name again when the amount of people supporting him is more than the amount supporting the accuser.

I hereby call upon the Kate Rule to condemn Gary, he shall be called Lisa from this moment on, do I have the people's support?

The Kate Rule by DirectorSacha May 24, 2018