Walking Penis

A man who seeks sexual activity at all hours of the day.

Wow! I cant believe you Matt. We just got here and you already got two girls to sit in your lap? Your such a walking penis.

by Captian spank your momma March 29, 2011

Flag

Get the Walking Penis mug.

penis symphony

The explosion of jizz which creates a distinct noise, sounding very much like the section of trumpets playing in a marching band.

Last night, after Henrieta gave Chaz a vigourous BJ, the penis symphony exploded in a mass hysteria of snaps, clicks, and squishes.

by ToquitoSSSSS! December 7, 2007

Flag

Get the penis symphony mug.

Pendulum Penis

A potentially painful condition in which a male, often wearing boxers or no underwear, is walking or jogging and the testicles and/or flaccid penis repeatedly slaps against the inner thighs.

Jogger Chad: "Dude... ok, I gotta take a break here..."
Jogger Michael: "Aw, man come on... we got three miles to go."
Jogger Chad: "Dude... fucking got pendulum penis going on right now, k? Gimme a freaking break."
Jogger Michael: "For Christ's sake, you said that two minutes ago."
Jogger Chad: "Fuck off! I thought I had the testies of Papa Smurf last time I tried to tough it out... couldn't beat off for two days."

by Reman "Sidepiece" Johnsons October 29, 2009

Flag

Get the Pendulum Penis mug.

penis pincher

1.)noun-One who masturbates using only his forefinger and thumb.

2.)noun-A clamp in which is place at the base of the penis in order to cut off ejaculation.

1.) Alan is a very kind person, but nonetheless he is a penis pincher.

2.) I carefully worked on my penis pincher along with a condom to have maximum protection against pregnancy.

by kickstop February 1, 2005

Flag