Best. Mom. EVER

Best. Mom. EVER is Jessica. Jessica has seven kids and is an awesome cook. She calls herself a mess, but she's actually rocking everything she is. If you see a Best. Mom. EVER, know that's one amazing woman(and mom of course).

Jimmy Neutron: Wow, Jessica can really cook. Woah, one...two...three...four...five...six...seven- holy! Seven kids! She is rocking it. YAS QUEEN!
Miranda Lambert: Yee yee, indeed. She is one Best. Mom. EVER

by TheFavoriteOfSeven December 22, 2020

doin ur mom

It originated from the song "Doin' Your Mom" by FAttY SPiNS.

use it with your friends on social networks.

me: "doin ur mom"
friends: "pls shut up"

by The_gus November 10, 2021

Clapping coles mom

Cole I’m sorry but i fucked your mom

Bro I was so busy clapping coles mom last night

by Ifuckedtamra123 October 16, 2019

Ur moms a whale

Ur moms a whale means when u call a girls mom a fat person saying ur moms a whale!

Hey ms y, ur moms a whale! Said Miguel.

by BKsmooooth October 17, 2019

Ur Mom lol

Simply the most insulting insult in known history

Person 1: ur mom lol
Person 2: *dies

by HerpesWarrior May 17, 2023

Mom's Egg

An electric toothbrush used to dust your mother's eggs.

"Dude, last night I totally dusted Mom's egg."

by Alex James Regina December 25, 2007

domi-mom

When a male pores rubbing alcohol upon a womans back and then procceds to shave the hair off of her back while doing her doggy style.

I was a little pissed off last night, and then on top of that I noticed my bitch had some serious back hair so I went ahead and gave her a domi-mom.

by J Karr May 17, 2007