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Skeet o' mom 

Skeet o' moms: action phrase meaning that someone likes to have sexual relations with mothers, also known as MILFs. The skeeting can partake inside the mother or on the mother as long as it is with, infact a mother. You can find a great variety of MILFs at the superstore "Skeet o' moms" (membership required)
"Damn I felt like a 20 yr convict that got parole at the playmate mansion when i got to have your mom over for some skeet o' mom time. Dont worry i let her take a shower before cooking your dinner"
Skeet o' mom by AnonymousPDX August 16, 2006
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Rimmy's Mom 

When you jam your dick into something that hurts.
I was having a great time, until I slept with Rimmy's mom. Now my dick hurts.
Rimmy's Mom by DRWatsup March 7, 2010
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tobys mom 

a woman who takes it in the poo hole then in the vag after in th vag in the mouththen waits for a nice cumming to the face srry toby i had to :D
me: dude i got a tobys mom
toby: ew my mom
ya:it was sick but still very pleasing
tobys mom by jeff webb:D October 4, 2010

your mom's box 

your mother's vagina.

this is a witty insult one can throw into conversation randomly. usually it involves doing something suggestive to the victim's mother's box.
: This ice cream is so good!
: Almost as delicious as your mom's box!

your mom's box by Celina P May 24, 2006

hockey mom 

A mother dedicated to her children, who will take them to school, to their friend's place, to the skating rink... She generally is a stay at home mother.

See also "soccer mom".
Alaska Governor Sarah Palin describes herself as the archetypal hockey mom.
hockey mom by Ocilya42 October 18, 2008

Coley's Mom 

Jon: Yo wassup man?
Andres: Just playing some Smash Bros.
Jon: Aw man! I'll totally own you like Coley's Mom. Throw me a stick!
Coley's Mom by jondres January 19, 2005

Wine mom 

Wine moms are like those fun drunk girls you always meet at parties, except now they're all grown up! They know how to have fun and won't let age get in their way of some drunken moments. They are the definition of extra and they're definitely those ladies at the block party getting drunk off of too much pink wine
"hey ladies, I brought the white Zinfandel to the play date!"

"Tina it's only 11 o'clock! This is too funny, we are so bad. Go wine moms amirite"