the central figure of the gayest and dumbest man-made religion ever (aka Christianity). he is also the 1/3 of a dumb concept which makes no sense (the Holy Trinity, 3 in 1 shampoo). he gets more recognition than God Himself, his creator (really dumb innit). The most brainwashed people on earth (aka christians) have chosen to worship him, even though Jesus has never told anyone to do so. The only people who follow his teachings correctly are the Muslims.
by ISLAMisTHEtruth November 9, 2024
Get the Jesusmug. Alan Aztec is the Gopnik DJ also known as Hardbass Jesus, he was born in Russia, and is coming to you and USA.
"You dont come to russia
Russia come to you
When Russian man says follow me
Do as HardBass Jesus do
Russia come to you
When Russia come to you
When Russia come to you
When Russia come to USA"
Russia come to you
When Russian man says follow me
Do as HardBass Jesus do
Russia come to you
When Russia come to you
When Russia come to you
When Russia come to USA"
by Voltron132 January 24, 2022
Get the Hardbass Jesusmug. It’s a boy that lives in Reno everyone knows him as big dick boy. He splits immortals with his 3 ft cock
by Yourboyskinnypenis775 August 20, 2021
Get the Jesusmug. A reference to the crown season 2, episode 6, vergangenhiet.
Prince Philip stumbles in drunk into his wifes room after he celebrated her kicking a nazi out of the country.
He drunkly proclaims that she is heroic and deserves a gold star from jesus.
Prince Philip stumbles in drunk into his wifes room after he celebrated her kicking a nazi out of the country.
He drunkly proclaims that she is heroic and deserves a gold star from jesus.
by thecrownstan April 24, 2019
Get the gold star from jesusmug. by PKlady March 24, 2023
Get the Double fist me the Jesusmug. Jesus, also called Jesus Christ, Jesus of Galilee, or Jesus of Nazareth, (born c. 6–4 bce, Bethlehem—died c. 30 ce, Jerusalem), religious leader revered in Christianity, one of the world's major religions. He is regarded by most Christians as the Incarnation of God
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3 Jesus died on the cross. 4 He put halos around the head of Jesus Christ. 5 They brought the children to Jesus and he blessed them. 6 Almost all Christians believe that Jesus was resurrected from the dead
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3 Jesus died on the cross. 4 He put halos around the head of Jesus Christ. 5 They brought the children to Jesus and he blessed them. 6 Almost all Christians believe that Jesus was resurrected from the dead
by Spams June 21, 2021
Get the Jesusmug.