by Nick sweller November 2, 2019
Get the Personmug. The person you love and that’s been there long enough to see both you at your best and worst. The person who criticizes you just because they want what’s best for you. You forever person.
by Goofygoob May 31, 2023
Get the Rainbow personmug. Bearded Jesus looking type of gentleman who cannot control his bowel movements and thus deficates on people’s lawns like an annoying neighbours cat
by Dangermou5e October 15, 2020
Get the Person who shits in gardensmug. the first imaginary subject of the urban dictionary used in the second box when defining words. can also act as a narrorator.
Person √-1: Person 1 walks into a room and sees King bach is famished and thinks of means to remedy his hunger. He finds that only ice cream can fix this hunger. King bach then asked for ice cream, but unfortunately, his friend (in a rather disappointed tone) says that king bach could get only a spoonful. Hearing this, Mr. Bach responds by changing his body language, bringing out a comically large spoon. This means that if Mr. Bach were to get only a spoonful, it would empty the entire quart of ice cream, leaving his friend with no ice cream and nothing to eat but his words. Why did king bach have that spoon with him in the first place? Did he know that his friend would retort only a spoonful when prompted for ice cream? Why bother carrying around a large spoon when you could have bought the ice cream for yourself? Why are you still reading this? The price of a spoon that big would have more than covered the price of a tub of ice cream. Why does king bach have to steal his friend's ice cream through a feat of semantics? It is not fair!
Person 1: man shut up you look like an arsoglepteflop saying that
Person 1: man shut up you look like an arsoglepteflop saying that
by pseud0nym12470: the sequel May 21, 2025
Get the person √-1mug. by sanri<3 March 2, 2022
Get the Personmug. Apparently the movie feels personal
Iam "It feels personal!? WHAT!? WTF ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!? 30,000,000 People read this shit and not a single person was like 'Hey, this is word for word what the guy from Urban Dictionary that posts 100 posts a night'! Is this real? 'Agent of chaos' huh? I would have lost my shit if I watched this interview back then. I'm losing my shit now! This is wild my guy. Wow somebody told you it feels like a student film? Oh I wonder why that is? Everything out of this this guy's mouth is him referencing the fact that someone told him that IT SOUNDED LIKE SOMEONE OTHER THAN HIM WROTE AND DIRECTED IT? IT FEELS LIKE THE JOKER DIRECTED IT? IT LOOKS LIKE IT WAS WRITTEN BY A FILM STUDENT!? ARE YOU THE JOKER!? ARE YOU A FILM STUDENT!? That is actually wild. You needed more days? For what? To wait to see what I'd write every night? This is blowing me. It really is because I let it go at first and I'm like 'maybe I'm just imagining things. I mean I wrote the get what you deserve shit but nobody actually sat in the vote section and wrote down my unpublished posts' and now people, like, know who I am. Like, ACTUALLY. Even more so then before. It's I'm surrounded by people watching an alien drag someone into the woods and I'm like 'is anyone else seeing this!?' and they're just repeating back to me the shit that I say? Holy shit! My grasp on reality was already in not very good shape.
Iam "It feels personal!? WHAT!? WTF ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!? 30,000,000 People read this shit and not a single person was like 'Hey, this is word for word what the guy from Urban Dictionary that posts 100 posts a night'! Is this real? 'Agent of chaos' huh? I would have lost my shit if I watched this interview back then. I'm losing my shit now! This is wild my guy. Wow somebody told you it feels like a student film? Oh I wonder why that is? Everything out of this this guy's mouth is him referencing the fact that someone told him that IT SOUNDED LIKE SOMEONE OTHER THAN HIM WROTE AND DIRECTED IT? IT FEELS LIKE THE JOKER DIRECTED IT? IT LOOKS LIKE IT WAS WRITTEN BY A FILM STUDENT!? ARE YOU THE JOKER!? ARE YOU A FILM STUDENT!? That is actually wild. You needed more days? For what? To wait to see what I'd write every night? This is blowing me. It really is because I let it go at first and I'm like 'maybe I'm just imagining things. I mean I wrote the get what you deserve shit but nobody actually sat in the vote section and wrote down my unpublished posts' and now people, like, know who I am. Like, ACTUALLY. Even more so then before. It's I'm surrounded by people watching an alien drag someone into the woods and I'm like 'is anyone else seeing this!?' and they're just repeating back to me the shit that I say? Holy shit! My grasp on reality was already in not very good shape.
Did you turn (what is basically) my diary into a movie and run away with the profits? I don't even know how to feel right now!"
Hym "They stole it."
Iam "I have to calm down.... *Deep breath* Holy shit... What the actual fuck is happening... I am so confused... I shouldn't attribute malice... Maybe he's a fan... Maybe this is a good thing... "
Hym "He probably isn't. It's probably not."
Iam "This can't be real.... Personal."
Hym "They stole it."
Iam "I have to calm down.... *Deep breath* Holy shit... What the actual fuck is happening... I am so confused... I shouldn't attribute malice... Maybe he's a fan... Maybe this is a good thing... "
Hym "He probably isn't. It's probably not."
Iam "This can't be real.... Personal."
by Hym Iam April 27, 2022
Get the Personalmug. Another word for butthole.
by Elmo 21 April 3, 2020
Get the Personmug.