December 25

ITS CHRISTMAS THE BIRTH OF THE SON OF GOD AND CHRISTMAS WHAT DID YOU THINK WAS NATIONAL ''GO OUT WITH YOUR CRUSH DAY'' HUH?! YOU STUPID FUCKING BITCH

Me: Whats December 25?
Friend: oh its.. National Go out with your crus-
Me: NO ITS FUCKING CHRISTMAS BITCH
Inspired btw :)

by SHEEESSSSSSHHHH(AlluringBloom) December 14, 2021

December 22

National Take A Shower Day. Yes, you heard me. You should take a shower bcs its almost Christmas. Please, you really smell.

Bob: Hey! You should take a shower!
Lucy: Why?
Bob: Because its December 22!

by please shut up December 21, 2019

December 6

National short girl day 5'3 or under

Today is the short girls day, all girls 5'3 or under are special today. December 6 is the short girls day

by Macence December 6, 2020

December 10th

National Cooper Takes Off His Shoes and Socks Day

“Hey did you see that it was December 10th?”
“Oh yeah National Cooper Takes Off His Shoes and Socks Day! That’s my favorite Dominican Republic holiday!”

by Yasssplzdude12421 December 10, 2021

December 12

December 12 is national slap your taller friend.

Shorter friend: hey it is time for pay back because it is December 12.

Taller friend: wait what?
* shorter friend slaps him*

by donuts are good December 11, 2020

December 9th

National Ellis day! This is where the world celebrated the figure ellis !

Bro it’s December 9th! All hail ellis!

by Spedtard22 November 15, 2020

December 20

Its ray abuse day

p1:hey do you know what today is?
p2: no what is it?

p1: its December 20 which means its ray abuse day.

by ray ey may December 20, 2021