chris is normally a person that is very funny and has a cute smile, he is funny (when he wants to be) and also has blonde hair, most of the time you’ll see a chris in a flannel most the time or sweats! he normally has abs (asf) and has pretty eyes, literally if you met a chris keel him. he’s a good person with a big heart you’ve just gotta give him time to open his heart up!
molly “have you seen chris today”
sarah “yeah i did, he talked to me for a bit and his pretty eyes distracted me”
sarah “yeah i did, he talked to me for a bit and his pretty eyes distracted me”
by a-sheisty March 16, 2022
Get the chrismug. Chris is the guy I cheated on my now ex-boyfriend with. Chris has an even bigger dick and has incredible stamina. While smooth to the touch, he fucks you rough and like he's from the city even though he lives in the suburbs. Pounded me violently on the trampoline graduation night. Lives next to Ryan but I don't dare tell Ryan because he will get jealous. Never spill.
"Chris since you already raped Angelina will you do it to me?"
"Yeah babe ill do anything for you"
"Thanks Daddy"
"Yeah babe ill do anything for you"
"Thanks Daddy"
by D_sukaifykykyk August 14, 2022
Get the Chrismug. a shitty clickbait YouTuber that uploads once in a blue moon and is kind of entertaining but somehow got 19,000 YouTube views. Very Shitty
by shitty reviewer April 22, 2020
Get the Chris is Hybridmug. This saying originates are lyrics from a song called "Freaky Friday" made by Lil dicky featuring Chris brown. This saying is usually used when a man is saying he's gonna hit a woman, referencing when Chris Brown physically assaulted his girlfriend.
by Sexyserpentine February 13, 2024
Get the I woke up Chris Breezymug. by Christianchan May 11, 2022
Get the Chris cherianmug. Chris is a tall handsome man, who is skinny and has medium sized biceps but a huge dick that doesn’t disappoint.
He’s the type of guy that will talk to you on the phone for hours about how much of a sick cunt he is. He will send you videos of his dick the first time you talk and will insist on you sending pictures of your tits or puss - but don’t give into Chris, make him wait for your perfect titties.
Chris always wears TNS but don’t worry babes, he’s not an eshay, he’s just a sick cunt.
So yeah look, Chris is the sickest cunt you will ever meet, he’s kind, a good listener and fucking hot. If you ever meet a Chris, have his babies x
He’s the type of guy that will talk to you on the phone for hours about how much of a sick cunt he is. He will send you videos of his dick the first time you talk and will insist on you sending pictures of your tits or puss - but don’t give into Chris, make him wait for your perfect titties.
Chris always wears TNS but don’t worry babes, he’s not an eshay, he’s just a sick cunt.
So yeah look, Chris is the sickest cunt you will ever meet, he’s kind, a good listener and fucking hot. If you ever meet a Chris, have his babies x
“Chris is a sick cunt”
by ebgrace11 September 12, 2022
Get the Chrismug.