by Matthew Conaway May 25, 2012
Get the Santa Ballsmug. Noodle Ball is an aquatic sport which hybridizes aspects of Keep Away and Baseball with swimming. Noodle Ball was invented in Dayton Beach on June 28, 2012, by three intrepid youth of above average intelligence and athletic prowess hailing from Vancouver, BC.
Equipment for Noodle Ball is simple and affordable. One standard, regulation size noodle is required.
One relatively light ball is required; no heavier than a dodge ball but ideally not as light as a beach ball. It must be buoyant.
You must have a pool which is at least four noodles long to play in.
Noodle Ball is played with three teams of at least one player. One player, the noodler, starts in the middle of the pool with the other players on either side. The noodler attempts to hit the ball with her/his noodle as the other players attempt to throw it past her/him.
If the noodler makes contact with the ball using her/his noodle then the player who threw the ball immediately prior to contact becomes the noodler and the noodler replaces that player as a thrower. The noodler gets a point and the thrower looses a point. The player with the most points at the conclusion of the game is the victor.
Since its creation in mid-2012, the popularity of Noodle Ball has skyrocketed. Today it is known by at least twice as many people as it was only a year ago. It is rumoured that plans are in the works to establish the first Noodle Ball league, bankrolled by an anonymous wealthy entrepreneur who is said to be a Doctor.
Equipment for Noodle Ball is simple and affordable. One standard, regulation size noodle is required.
One relatively light ball is required; no heavier than a dodge ball but ideally not as light as a beach ball. It must be buoyant.
You must have a pool which is at least four noodles long to play in.
Noodle Ball is played with three teams of at least one player. One player, the noodler, starts in the middle of the pool with the other players on either side. The noodler attempts to hit the ball with her/his noodle as the other players attempt to throw it past her/him.
If the noodler makes contact with the ball using her/his noodle then the player who threw the ball immediately prior to contact becomes the noodler and the noodler replaces that player as a thrower. The noodler gets a point and the thrower looses a point. The player with the most points at the conclusion of the game is the victor.
Since its creation in mid-2012, the popularity of Noodle Ball has skyrocketed. Today it is known by at least twice as many people as it was only a year ago. It is rumoured that plans are in the works to establish the first Noodle Ball league, bankrolled by an anonymous wealthy entrepreneur who is said to be a Doctor.
Noodle Ball is a way better sport than Baseball, which is must more boring and less sexy by comparison.
by noodler1 May 18, 2013
Get the Noodle Ballmug. When the lakers trade Lonzo ball to the pelicans along with 12 other players for Anthony Davis and screw over the franchise. BBB BABYYYYYYYY. sorry Troydan
by Shaggggyyyyyyyyy February 6, 2019
Get the gonzo ballmug. by John Football August 29, 2010
Get the Fucking Ballmug. When two males go head-to-head in a ball-off they squeeze their opponents testicles progressively harder until one of the competitors gives up, making his opponent the winner of the ball-off.
(Ricky firmly grabs Randy by his ball-sack)
Randy: You wanna have a ball-off?
Ricky: I do wanna have a ball-off.
You think I wanna bang you? Come on!
Randy: You wanna have a ball-off?
Ricky: I do wanna have a ball-off.
You think I wanna bang you? Come on!
by Whodini September 6, 2020
Get the Ball-offmug. "That dude took his brand new Jeep down the Hammers and really balled it up"
"Man, don't take the red trail or you will ball it up for sure!"
"Man, don't take the red trail or you will ball it up for sure!"
by Goat Rider April 25, 2016
Get the ball it upmug. Blue balls that have swelled up to the size of a whale, especially a beluga whale. A single cumshot from a penis attached to a set of Beluga Balls can cause a person to contract Moby Dick.
by Chestnut + Hazel May 13, 2019
Get the Beluga Ballsmug.