Wet Ned

The ineffectual yet heroic attempt to shove ones penis head into the nostril of one's partner whilst in the act of fellatio.

Felicity was surprised when John attempted to give her a Wet Ned

by Lil pierre December 4, 2015

Wet Weiner

Blowjob is out. When yo girl sucking your knob, you’re getting that wet Weiner.

Babe, I want a wet Weiner.

by EAFrancis June 5, 2018

wet willerd

when a man gets a rim j from a girl, and after shes done he takes his finger and sticks his finger in his butthole and then sticks it in her ear.....

after tina gave Napoleon a rim job he gave her a wet willerd...... and left......

by lirpaydoc February 10, 2022

Grandma Wet Lips

A Grandma Wet Lips is the ultimate thot. They can usually have 100-390,000 kids, and about 30 boyfriends at a time. They are perpetually 97 and never age. She ends up creating humongous families on accident, and occasionally can be seen working with the Mad Titan Thanos.

Oh god, here comes a Grandma Wet Lips and her 1,000 person family. I think we might die.

by Pigeon- June 8, 2018

Wet Willy

A wet dick in the ear.

A guy in an orgy finishes getting a blow job and sticks it in his friends ear. Now that's a wet willy!!!

by Wet willy bandit March 22, 2025

wet willie

when you stick your tongue directly in someone’s ear

Betsy gave her sister, Lottie, a wet willie. It was very wet.

by bethjade April 28, 2021

Wet Logging

A British term for pooping

“Oui, where you going mate?”
“Going to the can go do a little wet logging”

by JimFoot January 29, 2019