U tou

U tou is the perfect way to snap back at those people that think they're cool saying no u!

Bro no u!
U tou!

by Stiky licky dicky February 23, 2019

No u

The hard counter to "ur mom gay lol". As you say this, watch your opponent die an agonising death of pain as you smile.

Friend: Ur mom gay lol get rekt
Me: Smiles as my mouth opens*
Me: No u
Friend: Dies a horrible death as he realised that the hardest comeback has hit him.

by MasterAegis July 5, 2019

Smack duh shyt out u

Everywhere else this means to literally smack someone in the face but in Virginia this doesn’t mean smacking u across the face. This means to shoot you whenever you hear that run

I be wrong if i smack duh shyt out u right?
I be wrong if i smack duh shyt out u right??
*Pulls out gun
I be wrong if i smack duh shyt out u right???
Aye bob im trynna get me a free car n smack duh shyt out da opps

by Traptize January 18, 2024

goni se u tri picke materine

when someone sends you something unfunny, you use this sentence.

“HAHA LOOK AT THIS FUNNY VIDEO OF MY CAT!”
“goni se u tri picke materine.”

by malzilover November 20, 2021

U lol

Woooo

Lol u lol lol

by anonymous June 28, 2023

U-Turn

When in a three-way, or group sex situation, when you pull out of one persons ass and shove your dick straight into someone else's mouth.

I saw the dick headed for my face, so I opened my lips. But I never would have done it, had I known it had just pulled out of someone's ass; and was in the middle of a U-Turn.

by Str8Encular October 20, 2015

U-CIRCUS

A book made with a clown to make sure it’s consumed daily for breakfast and it proofs to people that certain foods are not for kids,tweens or teens (19+)

No thanks u-circus

by Dogmilk57 Nightcore August 14, 2019