ur mom

A universally acknowledged comeback superior to all other comebacks and phrases.

Doctor: You have chlamydia.
Man: Ur mom.

Enemy: Eat shit
You: Ur mom
Enemy: *fatality*

by Bubblecove106 September 22, 2019

Ur mommmm

It's mean your gay lol

Ur mommmmm

by Ugh this is poopy April 30, 2022

ur mum

Your hot mum that comes to my house every night for adult playtime 😩

Me: I’m having a kid with ur mum
You: WTF

by ash_slays October 24, 2023

ur mom

when somebody wants to fuck your mom they say this

teacher - "omg hi!!! I missed you how were you?"
her friend - "ur mom"

by Scarlet][Queen September 2, 2022

ur mom

in my bed

ur mom is in my bed

by 6imagine_dragon9 January 1, 2022

Ur ball sack a small cap

One of the ur mum gay insults which will destroy man kind in the most horrific way if used wrongly

Bob: ur mum gay
Jim: ur dad lesbian
Bob: ur granny a tranny
Jim: ur ball sack a small cap

Bob: *dies of cardiac arrest*

by Saltysaltysaltysalt February 2, 2019

Ur mom

This means someone is ur mom.

"That person is ur mom"

by Sbjddnkdnf September 12, 2021