WHY DID YOU LET GUMMY BEARS EAT MY STOVE HONEY?

An exclamation that you may use after your gummy bears eat your stove

Karen: Hey Don, we gotta pay those bills or else we-
Don; WHY DID YOU LET GUMMY BEARS EAT MY STOVE HONEY?

by DeKnees May 18, 2020

hunny wunny boo boo bear mare tare care fair share

yes no maybe so

AHHHHHHH HUNNY WUNNY BOO BOO BEAR MARE TARE CARE FAIR SHARE

by Hellr👋 July 28, 2022

Bear

1. A gay man with his Cub ( that is a boy)
2. An animal

1. Is that a bear in a dress I just saw with his Cub?
2. That bear attack me while I was walking

by 459395 February 20, 2022

Bear

Bears are a deadly type of species. Most Bears are located in their natural habit in Russia. Most of this type of species like to live in cold dry areas, which are typical rural areas. Bears only like to prey on capitalists and imperialists while they pray for communism. Bears are very hostile if you go near one of their favorite Russian resources such as "Vodka, Ak-47s, fish and tanks", if you do go near one of these resources owned by a wild bear you will be dead. Bears are also closely related to the so called "Polar Bears" which they are more of socialists than communists and they are the Bear's number one rival. These two rivals will fight to the dead with AK's if they have too.
Sadly since the collapse of the great Soviet Union the number of Bears are slowly decreasing.

Capitalist - Dam those AK loving bears

Imperialist - Yeah, I'm going to steal one of their crates of vodka

Capitalist - Go ahead I'll help

Capitalist - Uh I think that Bea...

*Shoots Capitalist* - Bear
Imperialist - AAAAAAA WHAT THE ITS GOT A AK....

by Itellfactsandyouwilllistennow May 26, 2022

Mocha Bear

A brown cat that is fat and fluffy and looks like a bear, and is very round. Orange eyes that match the sunset. As you look into its eyes its manipulative powers manifest into your soul and takes over one’s mind. Meows like no other meow ever heard before the, sounds of it reach the highest points of heaven.

I started petting mocha bear

by Conner James llll June 5, 2025

Bear

Bear a person who is love sweet and kind but also mentally ill and unstable but still one of the most lovable and adorable man. Bear is someone who needs and deserves unconditional love and affection. If you get Bear as a partner be very appreciative of him and tell I'm how much you love and appreciate him and hey just remember if it breaks up with you it's probably just his mentally illness acting up :

Gay: Hey Bear
Bear: Grrrrrr

by Balls big big balls November 21, 2021

bear trap play

a sexual indulgence for mizzou students after 11pm.

dude, my girl refused to try bear trap play.
bro, she’s not wifey material.

by spoopypotatoes August 20, 2023