Col-top

The literal embodiment of "put the cold ones on top" followed by dropping pizza rolls onto another plate loudly at 2AM.

Hey bro, if you're going downstairs; my family is sleeping so don't Col-Top.

by Gzilla25 June 16, 2018

To lie on top of the giraffe

To act recklessly.

He only knows how to lie on top of the giraffe.

by ActuallyAFish July 6, 2025

Brain and top

Head

Have you ever given brain and top?

by Whimperaudz July 15, 2023

Top Shagger

Miss McNeil.

Erin said to Charlotte ‘Miss McNeil is defo a top shagger’

by erando January 20, 2020

Top Deck

To jack-off (masturbate) whilst defecating (pooping). Name comes from Cadbury Top Deck chocolate, white chocolate top with milk (brown) chocolate bottom.

Mario explained with a smile he took so long in the bathroom as he was giving himself a Top Deck.

by Pazzy August 18, 2025

Up top

An exclamation directed towards someone who made a really funny joke, or if someone cool just happened.

*Your friend gets the lowest grade on the test*
You: Yoooo good job man Up Top!
(no high five occurs because you don't have any friends)

Gael: A man walks into a bar. He says "ow"
You: Up top!
(high five)

by Br0der March 13, 2020

Mustard top

An Asian Jew or also could be a Asian man with a uncircumcised below average penis

I tell ya what Jenny I had the best mustard top in my life

Second that fucking mustard top Jew tried to sell me undercooked chicken fried rice at double the price

by The first time you were able a October 2, 2023