When one has a fetish for the look of surfaces that have recently been pressure washed. Especially those with either before and after or mid way through pictures.
"I know this may seem weird, but every time I see pressure washing porn I always blow my load!!"
"I told my wife that I like pressure washing porn and she bought me a brand new pressure washer for my birthday!!"
"I told my wife that I like pressure washing porn and she bought me a brand new pressure washer for my birthday!!"
by whowouldathunkit65984 August 20, 2013
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A fart when, or in the act of sexual intercourse, especially while shooting a porno.
Mainly occurs while anal is taking place, some consequences lead to gonorrhoea, heroes, and smeg buildup. In worser cases can cause radioactive superpower to deal with shitting explosively
Mainly occurs while anal is taking place, some consequences lead to gonorrhoea, heroes, and smeg buildup. In worser cases can cause radioactive superpower to deal with shitting explosively
Person 1: Oi, daddy give it to me in my bumhole *whimpers* *farts aggressively*
Person 2: Nah I’m pretty sure you’ve just shat all over my scrawny little shaft, I seen this before, did you just porn fart?
Person 1: Sorry papa, you can pull out now
*slips it out*
Person 1: fucking shits all over his scrotum, rectum ring, and intestines.
Person 2: Nah I’m pretty sure you’ve just shat all over my scrawny little shaft, I seen this before, did you just porn fart?
Person 1: Sorry papa, you can pull out now
*slips it out*
Person 1: fucking shits all over his scrotum, rectum ring, and intestines.
by Xankii Wild, Alex Wheeluzz October 23, 2025
Get the Porn Fart mug.a phrase i came up with, used to describe satisfactory conditions for having sex or watching porn. for example, going to watch porn but having a bad taste in your mouth distract you from getting off is NOT porn mouth. when you have no distracting residual tastes in your mouth, thats porn mouth. this can also be applied to other things like: having just come out of the shower feeling clean and bacteria-less, or having just brushed your teeth or washed your hands.
me getting ready to dj the vj but remembering i just ate some onion: damn it, that’s not porn mouth.
by JeisterKeister September 19, 2022
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Gay porn is like porn, except instead of ugly man having sex with beautiful woman, it's now ugly man having sex with, oh, another ugly man.
But dear reader
YOU DID NOT HAVE TO SEARCH THIS, THIS IS THE URBAN DICTIONARY FOR FUCKS SAKE
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Gay porn is like porn, except instead of ugly man having sex with beautiful woman, it's now ugly man having sex with, oh, another ugly man.
But dear reader
YOU DID NOT HAVE TO SEARCH THIS, THIS IS THE URBAN DICTIONARY FOR FUCKS SAKE
YOU DID NOT HAVE TO SEARCH THIS
by Freakingperson April 7, 2024
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by pimp3d0ut January 26, 2023
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Person A: Now that you've read my story, I want your completely honest opinion on the young female villain.
Person B: Honestly, you had a really interesting concept for a character there, but you ruined it- because almost all of your writing decisions around her revolved around drumming up excitement and demand for the bad things you did to her in the end, and your story and the fandom treated her as if her body, her screams, her pain, and her death were all she had to offer the story, she's nothing more than a torture porn villainess, and that doesn't really do you justice as a writer.
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