Usually happens during surprise anal, when a woman has not evacuated their bowels properly. You usually get a five second warning after you mash a turd with your meat stick. Then suddenly, she needs to shit, so you pull out and the tip of your penis is wearing a top hat made of poo.
"After Katie gave me a chocolate top hat, life was not the same. No amount of soap can ever clean me. I might as well throw my dick out."
by Turdgod December 27, 2016
Get the Chocolate Top Hatmug. A lad tha gets all the pussy, he usually wakes up with a new girl every morning. Also he will usually have a big shlong. Usually named Mackenzie, Jason, Mike or Albert
by 369gorlswannadrinkwine April 4, 2019
Get the Top Shaggermug. Tops code or Tower of Phone Snapping Code, is for tower problems if the support is not ok or other reasons.
ToPS Codes can be different.
“ToRS” (Torn Dressing, Or building) “ToWP” (Tow vehicles getting destroyed) “FoTP” (Fart Extinguishes)
If for a use for important things, “IpOP” (Important message)
ToPS Codes can be different.
“ToRS” (Torn Dressing, Or building) “ToWP” (Tow vehicles getting destroyed) “FoTP” (Fart Extinguishes)
If for a use for important things, “IpOP” (Important message)
by Wick5 June 20, 2023
Get the ToPS codemug. by Loverditgdi December 29, 2019
Get the Top dogmug. When a girl rides a mans dick, and moves around and squirms while she does it. Technically a negative term.
by Abracadabra827 June 9, 2016
Get the wobbly top hatmug. by AutisticMeister123 May 27, 2018
Get the Topmug. When you are savagely raw dogging a woman from behind, and apon completion, release your dogs (semen) into her kennel (vagina)
by Topdog69420 June 23, 2023
Get the The Top Dogmug.