may 10th

national tweak day

you have to tweak on everyone that ask

person:1 tweak on me

person:2 why?
person:1 its may 10th

person:2 bett i gotchu

by wassgang May 9, 2022

May 10th

National send a tit pic day

Anyone you want has to send you a tit pic

Boy: hey its may 10th you have to send me a tit pic

Girl: why does it matter what day it is for that

Boy: because it’s national tit pic day

by Bigbulbusgiant May 9, 2022

May 28

People born on this day (may 28) usually flunk out of college

May 28

by lunatheappledemon May 9, 2022

May 12th devin and lexi

National bury your face in you girlfriend’s soapy titty day

May 12th devin and lexi

Today is the only day where you can put your face into some soapy tittys
Me- hey guess what
Her- what😒
Me- lemme bury my face in those soapy tittys
Her- tf
Me- it’s national bury my face into your soapy tittys day
Her-ugh fine

by Devin and lexi May 9, 2022

May 20th

may 20th is trinity’s birthday 🫣🫶🏼

“Hey guys did you know may 20th is trinity’s birthday”

by tr1xi May 10, 2022

may 11th

National shave your mustache day. Every man with a stache must shave on this day.

Brad: “Hey do you like my stache?”
Friend: “It’s cool, but it’s may 11th, you’ve got to shave it!”
Brad: “Oh dang it you’re right:(“

by fugaonf May 10, 2022

may 10th

national give the birthday babe head day

omg its may 10th!! dom its your birthday unzip your pants if youd like your present!

by fa1ry May 10, 2022