Fuck Me Dave

When the girl you are having sex with doesn't know your name, and calls you by a others man's name while in the throes of passion.

- "That kritty chic I took home last night Fuck Me Dave me."
- "What did you do?"
- "What do you think? I shrugged and kept going."

by Chazatwood September 04, 2016

print me out

When a prisoner has money inside his rectum and another inmate pulls the money out, in the fashion of an ATM.

Prisoner 1: Hey man print me out
Prisoner 2: *bends over, drops pants*
Prisoner 1: *pulls out moneys*

by The MaNN June 23, 2012

she turned me

She's so hot she turned me lesbian

"Damn did you see how hot that girl is she turned me for sure ."

by dg0986 November 20, 2013

Fuck Me Sideways

When something doesn't go as planned

Dude 1: bro my parents said you can't come over
Dude 2: oh fuck me sideways

by StonerDickle April 21, 2019

Mug-Me White

The shade of white used on iPod brand headphones. A person listening to an iPod (as opposed to another brand mp3 player or a radio) can often be easily picked out based on the color of their headphones. Real iPods are popular on the black market, thus making them more likely to be stolen.

I went out and bought some black earbuds because I didn't like walking around wearing the mug-me white ones.

by Rat Fink September 11, 2008

bottom line me

a phrase you use when you dont' want the useless chatter that is gonna soften the blow of bad news.

Someone talking endless with useless chatter to deliver bad news but you want them to bottom-line-you butt they continue their useless talk instead of "bottom line me".

by sunnymunny June 30, 2010

rise out of me

to cause a person to get erect or induce boners

Jack "Ur just trying to get a rise out of me"
Tarik " THATS GAY"

by Jackiswrong69 January 08, 2022