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eating jizz

When you eat something you think is one thing, but it turns out to be something else. Like trying to eat frosting but it turns out to be Crisco.
I ate jizz when I was 8. I felt so embarrased. I'm going to make sure I'm not eating jizz again.
by Wifflum January 2, 2022
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Pretty much 4 homies eat jajati food and then the food is spicy so they have to go the bathroom to make kafifi, and then they have to wipe their butt (Betesh) with toilet paper but they only have a natkin
When I’m eating jajati, I make kafifi, and I wipe my Betesh with a natkin
by Anonymous annoymous 12345 July 16, 2025
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National Eat Food Day

February 7th is National Eat Food Day so gather all your friends and go out to eat and get something good to eat.
Hey bro, it’s National Eat Food Day let’s get our friends and go somewhere.
by Dalena09 February 7, 2020
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Eat shit and die

When some jack off angers you, this is what the perfect phrase to go to.

"Your family tree must be a cactus cause everyone on it seems to be a prick!"

"Oh yeah? Eat shit and die bastard!"
You wanna eat shit and die and little whore?
by 'Mans not hot' August 25, 2019
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Eat short people month

As well as Throw Short People Month, many people worldwide celebrate 'Eat short people month'. During the time, it is customary for those with shorter statures, to be nibbled by, and consumed by those of a taller standing. The month is October, so fear us you shorties.
YAY! Its eat short people month, time to eat the short people in our friend group, not that they count as people or friends.

Wait, it's eat short people month, the month in which we commune together to consume the short, October!
by Thornebon October 12, 2022
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Eat The Red Flowers

An act that bodily commits a person to a terrible conflict, through a transformative or unforgivable act that makes it impossible for the one who "eats red flowers" to back down from the conflict. Examples of red flowers may include acts of violence, but could also include "Fighting Words", offensive speech that clearly and unambiguously expresses an intent to fight.

It's an idiom from the foundational indie game, Cave Story. Within Cave Story, Any mimiga (rabbit person) who ate a local variety of red flowers would turn irreversibly into a violent monster. There was some implication that the warriors of the mimiga took highly diluted infusions of red flowers for strength, but even they took great care not to go too far. A mimiga would only knowingly eat a red flower once they were ready to die fighting.
"There's no point in engaging with them. They've eaten the red flowers. (They've tweeted some really stupid and offensive things that they're not going to want to ever have to acknowledge they were wrong about, so they wont, so we can't reconcile)"

"No Averill, don't shoot a partridge in the lord's private hunting grounds. If he finds out he'll deploy his army and try to evict us."
"Let him. We peasants are ready to revolt, and we'd win. I'm going to do it, Barclay, sooner or later I'm going to eat the red flowers."
by 7154b22954f68d626c891921a6a5e0 September 16, 2022
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Eating ass

Spreading a woman’s cheeks and putting your face between them to eat their ass
Eating ass is Theo’s goal with Frankie
by Big papi Theo November 1, 2021
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