Rat Dicked

To get screwed over.

Betrayed.

When some thing doesn't work out.

" ugh, this cops pulling me over?! Im getting rat dicked"

by ProvoloneWolf February 22, 2010

Dick twist

A shocking revelation reminiscent of the ingenious storytelling maneuvers of famed science fiction writer Philip K. Dick.

So he was an android the whole time? What a Dick twist!

by Farp March 17, 2020

Butterfly Dick

1.

When a guy likes a girl a lot , and has a “butterfly” sensation, including variations of “shy dick”, in his penis.

2.

When a guy likes a girl so very much, that he feels bad fucking her.

3.
It’s like when you have butterflies in your stomach, but they’re in your dick.

Joseph: “Yo! How’d things go with mega babe the other night?”

Grayson: “Everything was great, but I had butterfly dick so we just ended up cuddling all night. We’re going out again on Tuesday.”

by Fckkain December 27, 2020

Dick Swords

When 2 or more males use their erect phalluses as swords and hit them against each other.

Bill and Ted decided to forplay by playing Dick Swords

by ShyYetSly May 25, 2018

dick joke

1. a dirty joke commonly referring to a man's genitals.
2. this website

"it shoots straight, it looks straight, and it sounds cool" "you are far to fascinated with dick jokes my friend."
this website is a massive fucking dick joke.

by Meem Mahn January 15, 2021

Dick Slosher

Any person, generally a female, who performs oral sex on a male and then sloshes the resulting sticky substance around the inside of their cheeks. After about 3 minutes of sloshing, the Dick Slosher has the option to either swallow or spit. If the jizz is spit out, the male is obligated to send the Dick Slosher back to the kitchen to make a bologna sandwich.

Bro 1: Yo dawg I heard you found a Dick Slosher on the corner of Packer Ave and Broad St.

Bro 2: Yeah dude. It kinda sucks though because she never swallows my secretion fluid, and now I don't know what to do with all these bologna sandwiches.

by kellisgay17 January 24, 2011

dick ridder

When a Heterosexual male will not leave his other Heterosexual male alone and will copy whatever he does and compliment and agree with whatever he says.

Yo Jimmy is always being a dick ridder and ridding Johnnys dick.

by Ilikepiop December 9, 2015